is mumsnet a safe space for me?

[rexrabbit]

would you say mumsnet these days is a safe space for a non-transphobic lesbian with children to hang out?

Breathes out heavily

Well....

It's a big job...

It's not cheap spray painting a dragon...

But I'll do mates rates...

12 Tunnocks tea cakes, 6 Tunnocks caramel wafers and 10 Tunnocks snowballs.

Payment up front!

I make my husband and kids poo in the garden so the bowl is never bismirched

Mine have to attend the public lavatories in the village.

On this matter I am obdurate.

My girl could absolutely take down a dragon. And she’d do it without a whisker out of place.

Will you accept five magic beans?

Steer clear of the gardening thread OP it's terrifying.

I am also Drogon. The multiple choice questions were biased (possibly hateful and bigoted too). There was one about what kind of heart do you (does one?) have - and they didn't have "cold, black and dead" as one of the choices.

Definitely don't mention a fake lawn.

I wonder if Errol would get the name "Errol"? Dragon inception......

Is Jif Jeff?

mind...... blown.

As is The Litter Tray.

Well, when people post pictures of their cats baring their teeth, it is.

Ditto...but I have seen men {XY} identify as ''Lesbian'' and force themselves into women's {XX} groups.

If they are an XY who is attracted to XX surely that makes them a straight man?

My girl could absolutely take down a dragon. And she’d do it without a whisker out of place.

❤️

Bring them onto the Excellent Cats thread sometime!

Boiledbeetle · Today 21:52

But Sinner you've never picked me up, put me in the palm of your hand, taken cute photos then taken me home with you have you!!

Perhaps, perhaps not... I never take little creatures home after taking pictures and the hooliganette knows that they eventually need to be manumitted to the flower bed in the back yard.

I skewer a chicken on a toilet brush and get my fire-breathing dragon to cook it rotisserie-style.

Respect..

Ladies, you have taken me out of my Slough Of Despond, I thank you with all my heart ❤️ 😂😂

Mumsnet is not a safe place for chickens.

Jif is cis-Cif. Just say it swiftly, it's safer.

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I don't have cats, but I do have 4 crazy parrots and 2 budgies and together they would certainly take on a dragon, especially the alpha couple Lillith&Gabriel Lillith is laying right now so they are absolutely savage to anyone and anything, dragons beware!

Can I please have a silver and green dragon if I promise to keep it away from the savage birds?
I'm off to bed to dream of dragons and jif/cif I have an early start tomorrow, Night all.

What a lovely thread to end the day on. Thanks OP for allowing everyone to showcase their errr.... fire breathing, spray painting, toilet brush cleaning skills.

😂😂

Hmmm

How about 10 magic beans and 12 tea cakes?

Pah. I got Dragon, too. You'd think they'd have put more than 3 options in, really.... I quite fancied Toothless. Or Madam Mim (even though she was only a dragon temporarily).

To whomever mentioned dinosaurs being non fire breathing dragons, my tiny mind was blown when I found out that a pterodactyl is not a dinosaur. It also doesn't breathe fire, but that wasn't a surprise.

Hmm, @EmpressaurusKitty and @TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne maybe a dragon would be good on the stag for when Vix is weary of breaking up fights?