The Bluestocking - the one with the Christmas stocking

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New thread here.

Former thread here

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5218621-bluestocking-the-one-where-boiled-gets-to-the-bar-first?page=1

Is it my imagination or is AI getting better at spelling Bluestocking?

I'm.delighted to.go to a "Mestiful" pub. Just what I need.

What rabbit??

To be fair though, it's you and the AI. Oh, and Magpie.

Why's everyone posting about rabbits?

I think maybe the gerbils have added something hallucinogenic to the hot chocolate.

Have you noticed how @Magpiecomplexand @DrBlackbirdnever appear together in the same picture? Also, I'm afraid Magpie has been trying to sing.

Oi! How rude, Inky! I'll have you know I have the voice of an angel. I've just temporarily misplaced it...
I thought I saw a rabbit but it told me I was imagining things.

If anythings been dosing the hot chocolate, it'll have been the shrew. You know they're venomous. Good job she didn't follow us here.

What bit Boiled btw?

I've no idea.

I've not, I repeat not brought the shrew with me.

I'd say it was the white rabbit, but we all know there is no white rabbit!

And it definitely definitely definitely wasn't the shrew. (Shush Catherine, I'll feed you in a minute)

Must have been one of the lab creations!

This thread we need a better lock on the lab door.

Android in the lab creating rabbits.

That's the problem with rabbits. Once you start you get a lot. You can see that they are created in locked conditions, but the finishing by hand involves letting them out and the rabbits are quite clever at staying out...

Meanwhile my evil twin is churning them out by the bucketload.

If there's one creature you dont need to bother creating in a lab surely it's the rabbit?

When dd was little a nice neighbour gave her a Noah's ark book, which we noted had 2 rabbits embarking but about a dozen disembarking.

Aw. You're right, of course, which is why we've switched production to pandas.

Don't anyone tell Errol what we do with the rabbits, OK?

Do pandas actually have little black arses?

Apparently not...

So interesting! What an educational arena is this 'ere Bluestocking. Himation, the correct kind of felt made of wool, venomous shrews. Ahhh! so good to soak up the knowledge.

@ifIwerenotanandroid ?

I'm sure our rabbit pies are made from free range organic rabbits not something android has knocked up in the lab.

good to have that clarified

Shhhh!

AI inspired Froggie mini planter progress. I'll be firing it this weekend.

Brilliant!

Evening all, I've had a busy day and have missed the fun and games e.g. what colour is a panda's bum and why waste leading edge tech on reproducing rabbits.
I'm wondering how Boily is feeling today? Better, I hope.

And now, let us consider the Little Auk.
Why the hell not? This is the Bluestocking*

I think it looks like what would result from a Magpie and a Puffin getting very chummy. The plumage from one, the beak from the other...

*not the Cadogan Hotel - a weak hock and seltzer please, Gerbil

MORE secret love children?! Fuzzy, darling, did you know about these?

Scuse the lack of focus in the first pic, my phone won't focus properly when it is dark.