The Bluestocking - the one with the Christmas stocking

[lcakethereforeIam]

New thread here.

Former thread here

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5218621-bluestocking-the-one-where-boiled-gets-to-the-bar-first?page=1

Already sorted!

Someone got the goats and pigs? Why isn't Colin a sheepdog?

Happy to oblige - I was an apprehensive newcomer here once, so I like to put out the welcome mat. or as AI would probably have it, the wlcamt mute.😂
See yiz over beyond!

Oi!!

I resemble that photo!

I MUST STOP EATING!

<Shoves a mince pie in gob!>

Id help with the moving, but I'm currently tied up!

Literally!

Boily, are you actually Mr Creosote? May I offer you a waffer thin mint?

Ooh a wafer thin mint, don't mind if I do...

At least you can grow another exoskeleton, Boily.

Can fully grown beetles grow new exoskeletons? or will it have to be the spanx?

Or find another "home" in the style of a hermit crab?

Can I grow a new exoskeleton? Google is not very helpful with this question!

As a nice end to 2024 can I raise a glass to the idiot in the NHS who committed a gdpr breach today and sent my appointment reminder to someone else! Unluckily for them the person they sent it to was my sister! (Idiots they are bloody idiots ! Who sends appointment texts to the next of kin and not the patient??). I'm doomed to spend yet another year of the 21st century dealing with NHS fuckwittery! I'm starting to take their incompetence personally!

I shall drown my sorrows on the new thread and get rat arsed!

Will someone help me coax the capybara down from the meadow Christmas tree. I don't think she's safe up there with all the fireworks that'll be going off.

Christmas is over! You've been a literal star but you can come down now!

Bloody hell. I hope she's not dead.

She's down and drinking hot chocolate

Thank you. That's a relief.

She's looking rather pleased with herself!

She's right to, sat up there all through Darragh. Bloody Christmas shero.

D'you fancy spending the last few posts in the hotspring finishing off these chocolates I found? Then off to the new thread to see in the new year?

She's off to the new thread now bless her!

Ooh nice! It will have to be skinny dipping though my swimmers are at the new thread! OK I'm lying! They just don't fit anymore!

You're going to get very soggy @lcakethereforeIam

Can we also remember not to lock the cleaning gerbils in this time. It took them 500 posts of this thread to escape.

I seem to be Chief Transport Officer for the thread. It's all sorted.

Is it acceptable to eat @lcakethereforeIam if one is a bit peckish?

Asking for er... well... myself actually!

Buses have finally arrived!

Yay! All aboard

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/feminism/5241871-the-bluestocking-the-one-where-ai-finally-learns-what-a-blackbird-is-we-hope