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Boiledbeetle · 22/12/2024 22:32

Magpiecomplex · 22/12/2024 22:17

They look extremely sober. Sombre, even! Have you found the puritanical gerbils just in time for Christmas?

That's a completely different tribe of gerbils! They generally work as slyvanian family stand ins!

The Bluestocking - the one with the Christmas stocking
The Bluestocking - the one with the Christmas stocking
The Bluestocking - the one with the Christmas stocking
Boiledbeetle · 22/12/2024 22:37

Although... Some of the lab creations appear to be living with them judging by the things on the floor

The Bluestocking - the one with the Christmas stocking
AlisonDonut · 22/12/2024 22:46

To be fair, uncle Dave needs a break from the whiskey so they are doing him a massive favour.

The Bluestocking - the one with the Christmas stocking
ErrolTheDragon · 22/12/2024 22:59

Some of the more drunken gerbils seem to have lost the hair off their tails. So that's where 'rat arsed' comes from.

I've just had a nasty thought about those furry blobs...they'd better not be tribbles, we really don't want those for Xmas.

ifIwerenotanandroid · 23/12/2024 00:00

Boiledbeetle · 22/12/2024 22:37

Although... Some of the lab creations appear to be living with them judging by the things on the floor

It's OK, I'm collecting them for disposal removal to the lab.

The Bluestocking - the one with the Christmas stocking
MarieDeGournay · 23/12/2024 00:25

Lest anyone doubt your androidity [well, humans have humanity, so..] I note, Android, that you posted at 00.00 exactly.🤖

...the very expensive bottles of very old whisky for Uncle Dave ...
What's Uncle Dave doing in the Bluestocking? Shouldn't he be up in the Staunch Ally, leaving all the fine old whiskeys for us Stockingers?

inkyChristmoose · 23/12/2024 00:34

Boiledbeetle · 22/12/2024 22:37

Although... Some of the lab creations appear to be living with them judging by the things on the floor

More droppings...

Bannedontherun · 23/12/2024 00:35

Just had a moment with mr menno love him

Boiledbeetle · 23/12/2024 00:49

ErrolTheDragon · 22/12/2024 22:59

Some of the more drunken gerbils seem to have lost the hair off their tails. So that's where 'rat arsed' comes from.

I've just had a nasty thought about those furry blobs...they'd better not be tribbles, we really don't want those for Xmas.

Definitely not tribbles. I mean they don't really exist do they!!

I've put two of the "tribbles" in my kitchen.

As you can see no tribbles here! Just fluffy blobs

The Bluestocking - the one with the Christmas stocking
Boiledbeetle · 23/12/2024 00:50

What the...

The Bluestocking - the one with the Christmas stocking
Boiledbeetle · 23/12/2024 00:50

Seriously?

The Bluestocking - the one with the Christmas stocking
ifIwerenotanandroid · 23/12/2024 00:53

@MarieDeGournay That bottle of whisky is just a hidden present for Uncle Dave, isn't it? As in, to be wrapped later & delivered elsewhere.

Panic over. Bluestocking gynaeboundaries safely in place.

ifIwerenotanandroid · 23/12/2024 00:53

Boiledbeetle · 23/12/2024 00:50

Seriously?

😂Nice one.

Boiledbeetle · 23/12/2024 01:01

Oh my God! They're real!!

Anyone want to buy a tribble? On offer:

Buy one get 50000000 free!

OK OK

You can have the first one for free as well.

Pleeeeease!

The Bluestocking - the one with the Christmas stocking
DeanElderberry · 23/12/2024 07:26

You need a glommer. Or a fully armed and equipped Klingon hunting squad.

Maybe the glommer would be easier. Just make sure it doesn't think gerbils are tribbles.

The Bluestocking - the one with the Christmas stocking
inkyChristmoose · 23/12/2024 09:58

DeanElderberry · 23/12/2024 07:26

You need a glommer. Or a fully armed and equipped Klingon hunting squad.

Maybe the glommer would be easier. Just make sure it doesn't think gerbils are tribbles.

Just how bad ARE tribbles?!

Magpiecomplex · 23/12/2024 10:41

Partly depends on how much triticale we have stored in the Bluestocking. But they are born pregnant and eat everything they can find...

DeanElderberry · 23/12/2024 10:49

They wipe out whole planets, that's why the Klingons went to war on them. Including by bio-engineering the glommers.

lcakethereforeIam · 23/12/2024 12:34

Perhaps they could be bioengineering with Tunnocks? We'd have self-perpetuating supplies. Android?

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MyrtleSingingCarols · 23/12/2024 12:45

Boiledbeetle · 22/12/2024 21:31

The other bottles have been snaffled as well

Edited

I thought the gerbil WAS Uncle Dave! Naughty gerbils.

Perhaps we should give them a day off sick and ask the hamsters to step in?

inkyChristmoose · 23/12/2024 13:02

lcakethereforeIam · 23/12/2024 12:34

Perhaps they could be bioengineering with Tunnocks? We'd have self-perpetuating supplies. Android?

Edited

Hmmm not sure bioengineering Tunnocks is the best plan for future supplies .... is Android to be trusted with this cunning plan?

The Bluestocking - the one with the Christmas stocking
inkyChristmoose · 23/12/2024 13:12

So many ways it could go wrong ...

The Bluestocking - the one with the Christmas stocking
The Bluestocking - the one with the Christmas stocking
The Bluestocking - the one with the Christmas stocking
lcakethereforeIam · 23/12/2024 13:22

Nah, it'll be fine.

I think we've run out of ice. The hungover gerbils have used it all on their heads. And I've filled one of the bowsers with strong black coffee and another with alka seltzer. I'm not sure it's going to be enough 😕

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Magpiecomplex · 23/12/2024 13:23

Send them out for a walk up Peak Woo, Cake, that'll sober them up!

lcakethereforeIam · 23/12/2024 13:24

I've had an idea though. What if we soak and freeze the tribbles, then they'll make ice packs. Might even kill the little sods.

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