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MarieDeGournay · 21/11/2024 10:00

FuzzyPuffling · 21/11/2024 09:56

I'm researching hairstyles. I'm going to a new hairdresser tomorrow for a restyle and would like to look less like a wild witch.
Since I had my eye done I have realised I do not have blonde highlights. I am going grey!

Grey hair is lovely. I always thought it was lovely when I was younger, and then l got it and was very happy with it.

I'm sure grey hair would look lovely on you, it'll really set off the brightly-coloured beak.
Plumage. Grey plumage would look lovely... oh dear I'm having difficulty blending reality with fantasy this morningGrin

MarieDeGournay · 21/11/2024 10:06

I feel I've strayed into a cat sanctuary here, which feels funny and a tiny bit wheezy and sneezy to this non-domestic-animal person.
But I know love when I see it, and I'm sending you all, and your furry friends, this salute:

THE SINGING CAT

It was a little captive cat
Upon a crowded train
His mistress takes him from his box
To ease his fretful pain.

She holds him tight upon her knee
The graceful animal
And all the people look at him
He is so beautiful.

But oh he pricks and oh he prods
And turns upon her knee
Then lifteth up his innocent voice
In plaintive melody.

He lifteth up his innocent voice
He lifteth up, he singeth
And to each human countenance
A smile of grace he bringeth.

He lifteth up his innocent paw
Upon her breast he clingeth
And everybody cries, Behold
The cat, the cat that singeth.

He lifteth up his innocent voice
He lifteth up, he singeth
And all the people warm themselves
In the love his beauty bringeth.

Stevie Smith

FuzzyPuffling · 21/11/2024 11:46

Ha ha @MarieDeGournay . I need grey plumage for sure!
Although I feel the grey hair reality makes me look faded; I've always been brunette. I really don't want to have to wear lipstick every day! ( Not allowed to wear it for another week anyway, I suppose to prevent mascara bits falling in my eye.)

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 21/11/2024 11:56

INeedAPensieve · 20/11/2024 22:49

I'm slowly trying to build up my AI skills before I finally post my bothy picture.

It's keeping me going as the final vet bill came in for my wee cat today and it was £2987. There go the savings I had for the downstairs shower room. Oh well. Lucky I had savings! Thankfully pensieve kitty is back to full health again. Although I realise maybe no one will have a clue what I'm on about as I posted about this on page 4 or so! Anyway hope boiled is ok and I'll scurry back to my art room to perfect my drawings...

That is one expensive kitty, @INeedAPensieve!

We were very, very glad we'd taken out the highest level of pet insurance for our dog Mia, when she managed to rupture the cruciate ligaments in both knees. She had to have surgery at the Vet Hospital in Glasgow on both knees (one at a time), and then managed to dislocate one kneecap (a known, but very rare, complication of the surgery), which meant a third orthopaedic op for her. Finally, the painkillers she was on for the dislocated kneecap gave her a gastric ulcer - no operation, thankfully, but more consultations and medication.

She needed a lot of consultations, and x-rays under anaesthetic, and in total, her bill was somewhere north of £10,000 - and PetPlan paid almost all of it without a murmur! The only thing they wouldn't pay for was the specialist food she needed, during her recovery from the ulcer - but given how much they had shelled out, we didn't complain at paying £50 for special food.

I am waiting for my friend to arrive - she is driving over from Northumberland. We are keeping our fingers crossed that she doesn't get snowed in here, over the weekend!

At the moment, she won't even be able to get onto the drive, as Openreach are mending an inspection cover at the end of our garden, and have coned off not only our drive, but our neighbour's drive too.

Chersfrozenface · 21/11/2024 12:06

FuzzyPuffling · 21/11/2024 11:46

Ha ha @MarieDeGournay . I need grey plumage for sure!
Although I feel the grey hair reality makes me look faded; I've always been brunette. I really don't want to have to wear lipstick every day! ( Not allowed to wear it for another week anyway, I suppose to prevent mascara bits falling in my eye.)

I'm working on a plan to embrace the grey.

Once I'm there, I will be reaching for the silver hair dye and having my brows and lashes regularly dyed very, very dark brown. Or maybe even black.

Also, trying to find eyeshadow that doesn't migrate round my eye and make me look like a panda or a clown. I mean, pandas are cute, but I'm not one, I'm an aging human. And I hate clowns.

MarieDeGournay · 21/11/2024 12:13

Chersfrozenface · 21/11/2024 12:06

I'm working on a plan to embrace the grey.

Once I'm there, I will be reaching for the silver hair dye and having my brows and lashes regularly dyed very, very dark brown. Or maybe even black.

Also, trying to find eyeshadow that doesn't migrate round my eye and make me look like a panda or a clown. I mean, pandas are cute, but I'm not one, I'm an aging human. And I hate clowns.

I thought you'd already worked all that out brilliantly, CherGrin

Bluestocking: Do androids dream of electric hair?
ErrolTheDragon · 21/11/2024 12:22

I've got fair hair, some of the natural highlights are white hairs now but I think it looks ok.
I generally CBA with more than a bit of brow mascara and rosy Vaseline

Chersfrozenface · 21/11/2024 12:22

MarieDeGournay · 21/11/2024 12:13

I thought you'd already worked all that out brilliantly, CherGrin

😂 That's the other Cher.

Nothing like as (insert ALL the complimentary adjectives here) as me.

FuzzyPuffling · 21/11/2024 12:30

Chersfrozenface · 21/11/2024 12:22

😂 That's the other Cher.

Nothing like as (insert ALL the complimentary adjectives here) as me.

Natural?

Chersfrozenface · 21/11/2024 12:31

FuzzyPuffling · 21/11/2024 12:30

Natural?

Yes. That's a very apposite adjective.

Magpiecomplex · 21/11/2024 12:42

Getting my hair cut on Saturday, I think I'm going shorter again. There's a sniff of a job interview in a few months, otherwise I'd be going asymmetric! Mine's dark with (ahem) silver sparkles...

ifIwerenotanandroid · 21/11/2024 15:55

I would so much love to see everyone's hairstyles - such a shame it's not possible. My hair's mostly dark with sprinkles, too. The only shortish style it does for me (it's very wilful) is now out of fashion again, so I've grown it out & cut my own fringe & life is soooo much easier. No hairdressers, no blowdrying all or bits of it every day. It's as though my hair & I have made our peace: I don't bother it & it doesn't bother me. I just buy it some hair ties or big snappy clips & some nice conditioner every so often & that mollifies it.

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ifIwerenotanandroid · 21/11/2024 15:55

Magpiecomplex · 21/11/2024 12:42

Getting my hair cut on Saturday, I think I'm going shorter again. There's a sniff of a job interview in a few months, otherwise I'd be going asymmetric! Mine's dark with (ahem) silver sparkles...

This new job... would you still have to deal with students & their parents?

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Magpiecomplex · 21/11/2024 17:36

ifIwerenotanandroid · 21/11/2024 15:55

This new job... would you still have to deal with students & their parents?

Students but not parents, thank goodness.

Magpiecomplex · 21/11/2024 17:37

Someone send the bar gerbil in my direction please. Further developments from the interesting day. You've heard of helicopter parenting? This is helicopter gunship parenting.

ifIwerenotanandroid · 21/11/2024 17:46

There, there.

Bluestocking: Do androids dream of electric hair?
Bluestocking: Do androids dream of electric hair?
Bluestocking: Do androids dream of electric hair?
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Magpiecomplex · 21/11/2024 17:49

ifIwerenotanandroid · 21/11/2024 17:46

There, there.

That sequence tells a good story 🤣
Although that first one - have you been looking in my shoe cupboard?!

MarieDeGournay · 21/11/2024 18:04

You're hamming it up shamelessly in that sequence, Magpie, so if the Groves of Academe get too much for you, maybe you should come out as a thesbianGrin
but in the last one you look genuinely out for the count - drooling a bit, and ignoring THREE G&Ts!Shock

Seriously - hope the proposed career move goes wellSmile

Bannedontherun · 21/11/2024 18:10

“Thesbian” i love that

Magpiecomplex · 21/11/2024 18:15

Many teachers have a flair for the dramatic!

Magpiecomplex · 21/11/2024 20:26

Senior offspring says he's got snow. I don't feel left out!

Bannedontherun · 21/11/2024 21:03

Does anyone know where boiled is?

inkymoose · 22/11/2024 00:06

Boily was last seen on page 20, having a catch up with her friend Tracy Turkey. I hope she didn't tell Tracy the truth about ... you know ... the turkey sandwiches !

Bluestocking: Do androids dream of electric hair?
Bannedontherun · 22/11/2024 00:17

@inkymoose i dont know why but i feel worried

FuzzyPuffling · 22/11/2024 14:30

@Boiledbeetle are you there Boily?

She's not on the norty step, is she?

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