The Scottish Greens are revolting

[ArabellaScott]

https://news.stv.tv/politics/furious-lgbt-scottish-greens-say-party-could-leave-government-over-nhs-puberty-blockers-pause

At least, the Rainbow Greens are!

There's a petition for the Greens to leave Government, if anyone finds it please post the link or how to find it!

Just read the previous few posts for some much needed context. I was totally wondering which MSP GR was 😜

Unfortunately the GR is out of the running for FM, as concerns were raised about it being overskilled and showing up the previous incumbents.

Dogs eh?

It's like they just don't care.

My GR is really bloody stupid, but she can tell man from woman so is clearly over qualified for the post. Pity, I sense she would enjoy the power. And the complimentary campervan.

Mor greens

OR greens.

Fucking eyes/ auto correct

I would love to see a golden retriever in a government position.
They would cheer everyone up with their unstoppable cheerfulness and probably evoke far more humanity than currently exists.

A golden retriever would certainly bring more political nouse to the front benches that any of the other humans who inhabit them at the moment.

Yeah but they would do almost anything for a sausage. A bit like any human politician then.

It would probably need to be a Scottish breed tho, for authenticity.

The Clackmannanshire Terrier?

Ah-hem!! I think you'll find Golden Retrievers are Scottish!

I'd pay good money to replace all the human numpties in scotgov with dogs.
GR for FM
Jack Russell for deputy fm. Everyone would be too scared of him getting in to oust the fm.....
Education - German shepherd. Very serious and responsible, and yet silly at times. Good combo for kids.
Health - working cocker spaniel. Busy busy busy!
Environment - labrador. Likes being outdoors and socially caring, unlike those feckwits in the greens.

Agriculture - Border collie? Great idea to give the canines a go! I wonder how they'd do on awarding ferry contracts.

Poodle

My attention was drawn by a poster on Feminism: Chat to the Patrick Blower cartoon in the Telegraph. It's also on his TwiX account.
https://twitter.com/blowercartoons/status/1785186698625736920?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

Finance would just HAVE to be done by a St Bernard. He'd dig us out of all the trouble then give us a brandy. Hic.

Culture - afghan hound.

Women's minister could be any breed as long as it's a dog that doesn't like men. That way it will be able to chase off any that try to invade women's spaces.

Scotland going to the dogs in the best possible way then!
I stand humbly corrected as to the wonderful GR, had no idea, assumed Abba land heritage, all that glorious blonde fur.

Women’s minister should be a bitch.

A super feisty one, protective of women and children.

Transport - west Highland terrier. Never met one yet that wasn't a total petrol head. Chasing cars is the main game.

There has to be a Gordon setter.

"alert, interested, and confident. He is fearless and willing, intelligent, and capable. He is loyal and affectionate, and strong-minded enough to stand the rigors of training"

I mean, better than most human MPs/MSPs