@Gettingmadderallthetime yes, my understanding is that it will be second on the order paper on the 22nd so more of a chance of being heard.
The ferret naming was right at the beginning of the animal welfare bill: the Conservative proposer started off by listing the names of her pets (which is something of a Friday tradition) and a member of the opposition lightheartedly asked what she would name a ferret if she had one. The full name of the bill is the Animal Welfare (import of dogs, cats and ferrets) Bill.
The entire exchange took less than ten seconds. In the Tory press this has somehow been translated into Labour wasting hours of parliamentary time discussing the names of ferrets. I’m sure MPs who were on both sides of the chamber during the two debates would be horrified by how the extremely civilised and good natured exchanges have been portrayed.