Eddie Izzard - Guardian interview

[StoneColdAlibi]

The Guardian have just posted an invitation to put questions to Eddie Izzard. This feels like a great opportunity to get a well worded, gender critical question out there. The thing is I'm a bit stuck, collectively we must be able to come up with something though!

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2023/oct/09/post-your-questions-for-eddie-izzard

Well, I've learned something today; presenting facts as being factual is transphobic. Perhaps I'd better take a leaf out of the TRA handbook and start telling fantastic lies....

I'm printing off that Izzard dick twiddle photo for when my Labour Party candidates come calling for my vote.

Dick Twiddle sounds like some pantomime character mash up...

Oh no it doesn't!

He's behind you...in the queue for the Ladies.

New Panto appearing at A Women's Toilet Near You!

Starring Eddie Izzard as Dick Twiddle In :

Aladdin the Loo

See him rub his magic lamp and <censored>

Babes got the Wood

I thought about this one, then decided not to. Then decided to Google and

https://www.nytimes.com/1960/12/17/archives/cinderfella-opens.html

A NYTimes archive of its review. Spoiler, they didn't like it. The line they quoted though 😄

I see pandering to male egos hasn't changed much in 60 years!

The reviewer did not like that panto one bit did they!

That's a great Jerry Lewis review (not) Cake
I'm sure a certain witness at the JP ET today used a similar line to the one I'm sure you mean.
Also I liked this.
Mr. Lewis, sounding like a parched parrot, croaks three tunes. He's also the producer, and believe us, no one should doubt it.

Aladdin The Loo...

I shouldn't laugh....

Don't laugh @SinnerBoy <look round> you might be doing a.....a transpobia 😳

Was bloody funny though.

The advantage for Sueddie being in panto is that on boy mode days he can be Aladdin the Loo and on girl mode days he can be Widow Wankie.