Tunnocks

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I have seen it quoted on here for many years that Tunnocks are to be supported as they support women's rights. I have looked on their website and social media and can see nothing to support this rumour. Does anyone have any evidence? Thanks.

That must be it

sigh

Now I'm going to have to rejig the orrery.

The custom-made enamel teacake at the centre will cost a fortune. I can't use a real one, it'll get hoicked out and eaten in no time.

You bad bad people. Look at what you made me do.

(Refuses to look inward and accept that I and I alone am responsible for my shopping decisions. Dark Tunnocks caramel wafers were also available but I found the willpower to ignore those)

Challenge accepted!

Haggis inna bag? 😁

Yes, but you have ticked 'substitute allowed' so God knows what you might get.

Rice cakes with chocolate, chocolate buttons, a tin of ready made caramel and a king-sized jar of peanut butter.

You will have no one to blame but yourself.

I cannot order any at the moment as they'd arrive after my departure for a holiday eating saffron buns and Cornish splits Down West.

Edith beat me to it, untick substitute allowed fgs. Then deliver to my address just in case you’re out/ in the shower/ writing a poem when they arrive.

(Please could the 0.17 person make up their mind, this is not a part-time position)

I’m sorry, I cannot. I am Tunnockfluid. Please don’t oppress me.

I dread to think what they'd substitute for haggis? 🫢
That dog food that comes in a plastic sausage? Fgs @Boiledbeetle read the label, I doubt you can tell by appearance or taste.

Ooh is that a milkshake idea there Protocol?

<runs immediately to unearth ancient blender>

I am Tunnockfluid.

That sounds sticky. Is that one that's melted in the sun?

IcakethereforeIam · Today 14:16

I dread to think what they'd substitute for haggis?

I think that the worst would be "vegetarian haggis." My wife bought some by mistake, once and it was an abomination. We were eating it and realised that something was off, so I fished the wrapper out of the bin.

If I wanted moist skirlie with too much pepper, I could have made it myself.

🌞

Thoughts and prayers.

And to others whilst i accept that ticking allow substitutes is risky my Sainsburys in the main tend to employ middle aged shoppers who know that the correct substitute for a load of chocolate bars is usually a bigger amount of chocolate bars. So I'll risk it.

Thankfully i can send them back if it's the summer holidays teenager who can't tell the difference between an avocado and a lime as the haggis may well turn up as webbox!

I'm getting the distinct feeling you don't like haggis do you Cake?

I have a vague recollection of Tunnocks tweeting during the Laurel Hubbard at the olympics debacle, something that seemed to be very supportive to biological women in sport.

the haggis may well turn up as webbox!

Is there a difference?

Grits teeth. We shall have to agree to disagree on this subject. Scratches haggis off the mumsnet trip to Tunnock Land sandwich options. Potted beef paste do you instead?

And blghh I've just looked, potted beef paste still exists. Blghhhh

Augustus Gloop's sister 😂😂i think I need a fresh tena lady now.

There's to be no haggis bashing on this thread!

Haggis is lovely, as is vegetarian haggis, as is black pudding.

And you can get tunnock's fancy hampers:

https://www.gretnagreen.com/index.php?option=shop&page=shop.product_details&product_id=20554&l=uk&pid=20554&gad=1#product_information

There's to be no haggis bashing on this thread!

• *What not even when they've rolled down to the bottom of the hill? How do you humanely kill a mythical animal these days?

Off to check out hampers

@Somanyquestionstoaskaboutthis me too. I had two left and had to hide them for fear or someone else finding them. I'm very protective of my teacakes!