BREAKING NEWS! Peter Murrell in custody for questioning re. funding of SNP

[Tillytrotter67]

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/10472558/nicola-sturgeons-husband-arrested-peter-murrell/

We know Nic. Your tent is in the back yard..... Did you like the bear popping up to say Hi?

OMG!!! I'm so shocked! Not.

No no no. He identified as the money’s owner, so that makes it his money. Objective reality is irrelevant. His feelings about the money’s ownership are all that matter.

And really, who are we to say who the money belongs to? Surely all that matters is that the money is free to live its best life, which clearly Mr Sturgeon feels will be with Mr Sturgeon?

I was going to go for just cheese but decided to add more food groups!.

@boiled that looks amazing!!

It tastes divine.

Sorry, I know we don’t like Sturgeon, but I have forgotten why we don’t like Murrell?

If Grahman Linehan reads these boards do you think he takes much satisfaction and gets really smug reading all the Father Ted "the money was only resting in my account" memes?
It must be very odd being the creator of a meme that gets used so heavily to mock such a masive misfortunes of such high profile gender borg ex leader.
If you are reading Graham, please allow yourself all the smug in the world, enjoy it, savour it, you earned it.

You need to namechange. Is RealRealFeminist available?

Murrell is clearly innocent, penis people don't lie, do they Nicola?

I know why I don’t like him. Don’t know why you don’t though.

😂 OMG that and ‘Fandabidodgy’ on the other thread have made my day

I guess this stops Sturgeon's valedictory lap of honour dead in it's tracks, so there's that.

Surely by now she should be formerfirstrealfeminist

I cannot believe no one has speculated if he might end up going to a women's prison yet?

Rowin' oan the flair 😂BAD weemin!

We need to establish his gender identity first and do a case by case risk assessment. Presumably the Scottish Prison Service will be guided by reviewing the placement of previous prisoners who identify as 'dodgy financial dealings' gender.

To carbon date just how dirty the money is.

The best laid schemes o' mice an' men
Gang aft a-gley

<gets out deckchair and settles in>

I brought extra popcorn, anyone want any? It's the sweet and salty mix.

Private Eye have been onto this for a while. Why weren't the Scottish press all over it?

That would be the same reason they keep ignoring the trans issue. The boss says nothing to see here

I keep trying to look at this thread and it crashes the app every time...

It appears Nicola left home in a black car (not sure why we need to know the colour, but it adds a certain flair) shortly before the police arrived chez Sturgeon.

Hmm.

You mean it was all so they could share the same cell?

Me too