BREAKING NEWS! Peter Murrell in custody for questioning re. funding of SNP

[Tillytrotter67]

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/10472558/nicola-sturgeons-husband-arrested-peter-murrell/

Yup. Odd.

OK, just tell me please. He is a dodgy politician?

I wonder what the police have found in the garden?

twitter.com/alextomo/status/1643634903584473090?t=T6Nuk9SAy25ED_PGTEjcEA&s=19

He was SNP CEO and part of the tiny cabal controlling that party. Amongst other issues (has anyone seen £600k?? Though I am quite happy it wasn’t spent on an independence campaign) he recently lied about the plummeting number of SNP members and only admitted what the real numbers where after the majority of members have voted for the new FM.

The numbers plummeted around the GRR bill - a bill HY has pledged to pursue through the Supreme Court.

And there were all those shenanigans with his emails leading to the Salmond case.

What on earth is going on?

Thanks for a helpful and non-patronising answer!

MA HOLIDAY READIN IS JUST IN

Did that arrive in the Amazon Prime delivery the Polis man brought in, FormerRealFeminist?

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Cracking selection although I can't think why you've chosen those particular books...

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Saw the tweet about police digging in the garden. There are a pleasing number of comments along the lines of “If they find a skeleton how are they going to be able to establish the sex?” 🤣🤣🤣

Where is Mrs Morrell?

SALTCOATS

The one that made me laugh was a quip about a police announcement that they'd found the missing 30,000 SNP members.

Now, now wims. Clearly Nicola has some gardening (not the MN kind) to do and the lovely police have come to help her out. I'm sure that with all the horseshit she's spouted, the plants will grow beautifully

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She might need to be starting her own gardening fund. They will be causing havoc with the spring bulbs.

Malcolm on the guidance and reassurance we will all miss:

twitter.com/twisterfilm/status/1643571082257940481?s=46&t=WHoOZ_3Kv5G6-FyQuvE0LQ

Going to find out where the (actual) bodies are buried, then!

Hang on a minute, there's no sign of Nic and they're digging up the patio....hmm!

They're more likely moving them to a better hiding place.

I mean I know we've all had various thoughts as to what this pair have been doing but I don't think any of us envisaged something that would require the garden to get dug up!