BREAKING NEWS! Peter Murrell in custody for questioning re. funding of SNP

[Tillytrotter67]

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/10472558/nicola-sturgeons-husband-arrested-peter-murrell/

This is my last Twitter steal

Genuinely the standard of English in that yay Nicola poem is really bad.

S is for your Stength [presumably should be strength] under questioning
T is for the tenacious [tenacity] you've shown
R is for the results you've achieved
U is for the Scottish Unicorn
G is for the Goons who've set up against u
E is for you're [your]Egalitarian consciousness
O is for the onus is on them to prove guilt
N is for you Nicola. Our leader

the capitalisation is all over the place.

Goons and onus are weird inclusions if it’s supposed to be a celebration of how great Nicola is.

I’ve no idea what the unicorn has to do with the price of fish either.

And it spells strugeon

There’s also the fact that Useless is their leader anyway.

Wee Nic stepped down and abandoned them to make low quality acrostic poems without her leadership.

I thought the author, nay artist, was envisioning Nicola as the personification of the Egalitarian consciousness.

Wait....Strugeon? 😁
Should carve it on her tombstone (not a death threat).

the capitalisation is all over the place.

That's the least of its problems. Spelling, grammar and just the pure cringe 🤣

https://twitter.com/NicolaSturgeon/status/1667947057250705408?s=19

Tweet from Nicola

Yours is definitely the better poem @Boiledbeetle at least yours made sense and as pointed out by @SquidwardBound the poet in question had spelt strugeon :O smh!
I think indywhoever it was, must have been smoking something to come up with that load of rubbish - judging by that, strugeon didn't do much for education.

Prison is full of people who say they are innocent.

I'm wondering if the poet meant to imply that Nicola is the Scottish unicorn?

www.nts.org.uk/stories/the-unicorn-scotlands-national-animal

It’s not even really strugeon.

They seem to have forgotten who their leader is. So the cringe fest should actually be STRUGEH.

H is for you Humza: our leader.

I think they're trying to beat the Great William Topaz McGonagall.

ITD BRING A TEAR TAE A STONE EYE SO IT WUOuLD

I see they've let you out then. Quick question... Are the driving lessons really worth it at this point?

IVE NO GOT THE HANG OF REVERSIN ROUND A CORNER YET

Tears falling from my stone cold eyes.

BIGOTS the lot of you

IVE NO GOT THE HANG OF REVERSIN ROUND A CORNER YET

I once got knicked by the police for reversing round a corner and the fact I said in my statement that I could see round the corner cut no ice. 🤷‍♀️

S IS FOR GI ME STRENGHT
T IS FOUR YOULL HAVE HUD YOURS
U IS FOR UNBELIEVEALBY UN-UNIONIST HONEST
R IS FOR RAGIN RIGHTEOUS AND RUMBLED
G IS FUR GENDERWANG GIBBERISH
O IS FOR OH FFS
E IS FOR EVER ON MY RECORD
N IS FOR NAE MAIR UN JOB FUR ME

Oh that would be sweet sweet irony.

You had so better be posting that on the UTDOD thread, I don't want to have to write to you in prison to get your permission!

Surely your Irvine roots make T a ‘you’ll be wanting your tea’.

THIS IS MY REAL HAIR COLOUR

😂😂😂

You're in the wrong seat for learning...

We're going to need a new thread, people!!