BREAKING NEWS! Peter Murrell in custody for questioning re. funding of SNP

[Tillytrotter67]

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/10472558/nicola-sturgeons-husband-arrested-peter-murrell/

Follow the loot.

https://twitter.com/WWWheesht/status/1667892149281517568?s=19

You have to watch the video, a screening of adult human female was interrupted by dancing and singing

Police statement

Ooooh

A DINNAE DO OWT

Dh just ran in and told me.😂 What with this and Johnson going, can the weekend get any better?

And now Nicola Sturgeon has been arrested.
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/06/11/world/europe/nicola-sturgeon-scotland-arrest.html?campaign_id=60&emc=edit_na_20230611&instance_id=0&nl=breaking-news&ref=cta&regi_id=203353877&segment_id=135275&user_id=bd2c8bacda3555ef5b008d990ec139b0

Oof.
My sympathy is, shall we say, somewhat limited.

That has made my day.

Here's The Times link
Sturgeon arrested

That’s a great choice of photo in the times article.

From The NYT: ... when asked by the BBC in April if the police investigation of Mr. Murrell had prompted Ms. Sturgeon’s resignation, Mr. Yousaf replied: “No, I believe Nicola Sturgeon absolutely that she had taken the party as further forward as she possibly could.”

Me too, Humza - possibly absent the word "forward".

About time too.

‘as further forward as she could’ is terrible English, Humza.

🎶 Ja-ail, ja-ail, Ni-co-la Sturgeon 🎶

This seems huge, doesn't it?

I'd be grateful for a share token if anyone has one.

Now if this doesnt inspire you to write a poem nothing bloody will!

It's fitting that a thread started by @Tillytrotter67 on the 5th April about hubby's arrest is, in its dying posts, still around to capture the arrest of Nicola!

It's a thing of beauty!

I've shared this on the UTDOD thread but there's been a poem done for poor wee Nicola -

twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/1667936348701966338

Poor Nicola, I was going to say i bet this wasn't what she had planned for today. But by all accounts it was arranged so it was exactly what she had planned!

There are at some cruel people on the internet...

Twitter is having a field day!

Oh that one is genius 🤣

I love them singing Jailhouse Rock. I didn't get ii straightaway. Doh! 🤦‍♀️. 😁

It seems sturgeon’s supporter was armed with a thesaurus but not the grammatical knowledge that would let them translate tenacious into a noun.

I’m going to take it as a reflection of the results Sturgeon achieved in Scottish education in her time in office.

She's been released without charge.

I'm still pondering 'you're Egalitarian consciousness', is it a typo?