BREAKING NEWS! Peter Murrell in custody for questioning re. funding of SNP

[Tillytrotter67]

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/10472558/nicola-sturgeons-husband-arrested-peter-murrell/

We believe you !

From Guido: "Five Times Continuity Candidate Humza Heaped Praise on Peter Murrell"

twitter.com/guidofawkes/status/1643565974560358400?s=46&t=WHoOZ_3Kv5G6-FyQuvE0LQ

Busted. 😂😂

This your back yard, Nic!

Well you know all about people pretending they are something they're not! You pretended you are a champion of women's rights for years!

Have you done mushroom Vol-au-vents for your party? They'll go down well how many can you fit in that marquee?

Boiled is right. I believe Arabella when she tells me who she is. Acceptance without exception, amirite?!

Can I just say NO ONE seems to be taking this seriously! Poor Nicola, she must be going through hell.

Her perfectly honest husband having his reputation tarnished like this.

You should all be ashamed of yourselves!

I'm sorry I don't know where that came from. I think I've had a bang to the head!

Sergeant Major Williams is coming forcibly to mind. (And is shouting down Frankie Howerd incidentally.)

Is that the huge blue and white one in the front garden?

😂😂😂😂😂

Yeah, so rude of dear Nic not to invite us, she knows how we love de cake.

AHVE BEEN TOLD PORRIDGE IS GOOD FER YOU

But but… NOBODY pretends to be something they are not.

Hoo boy

I’m kind of hoping that the outcome of this investigation will provide some reasoning for Nic’s prolonged act of political hara kiri. I’ve always thought money must be behind it in some way

I know a really good 19 verse poem about that

https://amzn.eu/d/cNfVf6L

Someone had better tell https://www.equity.org.uk/home/ there's a lot of theatrical types that will be shocked to hear that!

https://news.sky.com/story/fresh-questions-about-what-nicola-sturgeon-did-or-did-not-know-12850393

Maybe your husband can report back on the effects, in due course.

This thread is gold.

In one of her last interviews, Ms Sturgeon told Sky News she had "not heard" whether her husband had been asked to talk to detectives...

...from the man she sleeps next to.
For a woman who acts like she knows everything, it's amazing how little she knows when the justice system get involved.

So, so you reckon the police will be doing the conga or the Macarena

But the staff inside the tent are wearing the wrong uniform! They came as police not wait staff! Doh! Wrong memo went out.

I like the idea of vol au vents though....

Something under your patio?

WE CAN ALL BE A BIG FORGETFUL AT TIMES

As a mere English woman thank you to all the Scottish mums netters .. when I said this would happen all my English friends looked at me like I was mad .. feeling smug today!

Eat cheese…. Stat!!

Shhh!!! Don’t tell Shona Robinson!