BREAKING NEWS! Peter Murrell in custody for questioning re. funding of SNP

[Tillytrotter67]

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/10472558/nicola-sturgeons-husband-arrested-peter-murrell/

twitter.com/redfieldwilton/status/1653792839698980865?s=46&t=AjtjSItRj-kgZwRzL-pdyQ

Not heard of this polling company before so not sure how reliable they are. Fingers crossed the SNP are going to lose their grip on Scotland. 🤞🏻

Or SavingRyansPrivates

Just seen this about AMS

Bugger thought of screenshot the tweet that went with that but it's disappeared into the either

Reminds me of this:

Oh, very good!

Perhaps 'Shaving Ryan's Privates'

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics/police-probing-alleged-snp-fraud-29893790?int_source=nba

And even better, cake.

https://news.sky.com/story/police-scotland-officers-threatening-legal-action-against-plan-to-ban-beards-12873476

It's like it's another country!

Seriously though, where does this bonkers authoritarianism come from?

What the fuck! Telling grown men to shave off their beards is just not on.

And if your beard is part of your gender transition?

Well, not everyone, obviously.

Scotland: it’s a bit weirder than England

that’s been my takeaway from this thread so far

Ban beards? Fuck me.

Is this what the missing razors are for? Enforced smooth-facedness?

Obviously, the beards thing is great but equally entertaining is that after Sturgeon resigned, Shona Robison in an interview with the BBC suggested that the two of them team up to go on a Thelma and Louise style adventure in a motorhome.

One: the film is about two women on a crime spree. Two: the ending of the film.

This stuff is beyond satire.

I can almost see it. The two of them gunning up the Electric Brae en route to Saltcoats ...

£2,000,000 on sin drs ffs

https://t.co/QGxl8P2WYU

Ha ha. The typo is perfect.

🤣true

And more funny goings on. When was that meeting with the police and Keith brown again 🤔

https://www.scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/news/politics/five-day-gap-revealed-nicola-29872528?utm_source=linkCopy&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sharebar

It would be quite the adventure. Wee nic shouting out the window at people as they speed away from a McDonald’s drive through.

You do have to wonder when politicians make cultural references they’re only very loosely familiar with.

The Scottish Daily Express does not like the SNP at all. But the SNP gives them so much material to write negative articles on.

I'm genuinely baffled as to whether it's always been this weird and I've somehow just not clocked it or whether it's just that it's really ramped up recently.

Beards. Not crime rates. Or police corruption. Or any of the things which shame Police Scotland.

But no, beards are the thing to take a stand on. Fucks sake.

Tough on beards. Tough on the causes of beards.