BREAKING NEWS! Peter Murrell in custody for questioning re. funding of SNP

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https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/10472558/nicola-sturgeons-husband-arrested-peter-murrell/

Apparently her husband's arrest was a terrible shock and had nothing to do with her resignation.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/apr/25/nicola-sturgeon-says-husbands-arrest-was-her-worst-nightmare

Worst nightmare! That woman's got no imagination.

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The BBC article is saying that Beattie has now ‘clarified’ that he did see the luxury motor home in the 2021 accounts. Bloody hell.

THANKS GOD THAT NIGHTMARE IS OVER THO EH

Nicola was leader of the party though. What did she think happened to the money? Did she think he would get away with it?

LETS MOVE ON EH THIS IS GETTIN TIRESOME IM SURE WEVE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO

She could not have anticipated this would happen?

I mean, half the population had anticipated this would happen even before she resigned. Unless she is, in fact, extremely hard of thinking, I cannot see how she imagines anyone would believe her that any of this was a surprise.

Sturgeon is behaving just like the rabbit in Jon Klassen’s hat picture book.

Here we go - Mr ChangieHisMindie and his magical clarifications.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-65385825

EH YOU KNOW HOW IT IS YOU GET FORGETFUL

Oh, that answer must have been his first draft. I'm mean we've all done that

Good call.

"I opened my mouth and a first draft came out in error."

I'll remember that next time I sober up and realise I need it.

CAMPERVANS THEY JUST BLEND INTO THE BACKGROUND, EASY TO MISS

THIS ONE WAS WOVEN THROUGH THE DRIVEWAY

I expect Nic has telt him on her wee burner phone

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/f8c3d496-e3af-11ed-92e1-c61d17e3691f?shareToken=12b2a445baaf1bb621d84c5515c2bdeb

Oh dear oh dear. In-fighting intensifies!

How sorry are we feeling for Humza, generally? Scale of 1 to 10?

“Those that have provided categorical assurances would have probably been wise not to have done so.”

😂

It's a zero from me.

Stephen Flynn and Ian Blackford gave contradicting accounts about the party’s failure to find an auditor. The row continued into an SNP group meeting in the Commons last night that Yousaf attended and party sources said included “full and frank views”.

I would have paid good money to witness this

Me too. I imagine there may have been sweary talk.

Occasionally I feel sorry for him, then I have a word with myself and go back to zero

Per Daily Record "Blackford accused Flynn of giving him false assurances about the auditors. He told the BBC that Flynn had contacted him on April 7 to say that a new auditor was being appointed."

"Being appointed".

Well, I suppose frantically seeking auditors could be considered part of the appointing process

Though a wise person would have verified what stage the process was at, exactly.

Me too.

It feels like a ‘natural consequences’ moment.

You know, like letting your 14 year old be a bit cold because they refused to wear a coat. This is how the SNP get to learn what happens when you fail to hold your leader to account and then, when she jumps ship, vote in one of the ornamental chocolate teapots she surrounded herself with as party leader.

Maybe Shaunyboy can do a reenactment, its what we all deserve and need

Are imaginary numbers allowed?