BREAKING NEWS! Peter Murrell in custody for questioning re. funding of SNP

[Tillytrotter67]

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/10472558/nicola-sturgeons-husband-arrested-peter-murrell/

Fucking hell!

It's like Line of Duty! Who's going to be revealed as H?

What’s the Scottish law on spousal testimony and communications in criminal cases? 😬

The Sunday Mail is managing to keep
the slightly crap comedy details aspect of it all.

Not just a campervan, now we have ‘luxury pens, designer pots and pans and even a fridge freezer’.

Maybe Nic’s bullet journaling with fancy glitter pen habit has burnt through hundreds of thousand of pounds.

The burner phones stuff obviously sounds like an issue where there is probably substance in terms of the investigation. But still it leads with a nice fridge and a few le creuset pans. And fancy pens.

Which leaves plenty of scope for pointless speculation about frivolous tat.

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/snp-fraud-investigations-looks-items-29783779

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics/sturgeon-threatened-seize-phones-senior-29783163
Oh dear it all seems to be coming out now

Presumably they think the SNP paid for the pans as they were certain capable of affording them from paid income? It is just bizarre. Unless they were bought for making meals to serve the campaign trail if covid restrictions had stopped them getting takeaways. Then if would make complete sense 😉

"Blimey! D' you remember when everyone thought Nicola Sturgeon was the perfect antidote to David Cameron? How the mighty are fallen eh?"

My English in laws used to rave on about how great NS was. We tried to tell them the truth about her but I don't think they ever believed us. They do now! 😂

Which leaves plenty of scope for pointless speculation about frivolous tat.

Asparagus steamer?
Meat shredding claws?
Banana slicer?
Electric wine opener?
Coffee pod machine?
Yogurt maker?
Electric carving knife?
Air fryer? (Does that count as frivolous tat - discuss)

SOMETIMES WE NEED A LUXRY PEN FOR CHEERIN UP BORING ADMIN

This is bringing back memories of the MPs expenses scandal. Any signs of a duck island? Maybe that's what they thought was buried in the garden.

It’s all a bit the Poundland version of the MP’s expenses scandal. Duck islands and multiple houses vs a campervan and some fancy pens.

An air fryer might be just the thing they needed for the campervan.

I’m looking forward to revelations about high thread count Egyptian cotton bed sheets (for the campervan, obviously!) and whether the pans were real le creuset or supermarket knock offs.

I wonder if her salty cornflakes were Kelloggs or a supermarket dupe?

Ooh, for the camper van, how about a Ninja Woodfire Electric BBQ Grill & Smoker. Only £350 at Argos

I reckon the luxury motorhome will be needing a top-of-the-range smart tv.

A nice foot spa. That’s what a Sturgeon on the campaign trail needs to recharge and replenish.

And in a more sinister twist (link to herald article in the tweet)twitter.com/indyscotnews/status/1650041385611829248?s=20

I reckon Nicola is a brand name woman myself. No aldi own brand for her. Especially when it's cornflakes!

Cornflakes? Surely she should only eat porridge? With salt of course.

Wtf is the salt about? Is that a Scottish thing? An SNP thing? A Sturgeon thing? What is happening?!

Scots often eat salt with their porridge, not sugar and milk/cream.

Salt on porridge is a Scottish thing but the salty cornflakes thing is a nod to the poetry that was being written on this board in December/January in response to one of our frequent flyers saying that Nicola would be crying into her cornflakes over our poems.

I bet she'd eat Waitrose cornflakes at a push though.

Thank you!

Just in case anyone hasn't yet seen the book of poetry, edited by our own Boiled Beetle -

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