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Gave me a laugh over my coffee anyway 😆 does he remind anyone else of arguments with their little brother? ‘You’re going to lose. Why are you hitting yourself’ etc 😂

Interesting he has never ever once engaged with any of the thousands of points as to why gender ideology is indefensible at best and harmful at worst, it’s always just ‘You’re going to lose… tiny minority… section 28’

I like your thinking. And your username.

My little sister likes a local bitter, Otter, but being vaguely ladylike invariably she asks for a half.

Apparently, on indicating that one is in the chair and then replying to, "May I have half an Otter, please," with, "Is that the front half or the back half," is getting "really old now."

I am thus inspired to ask, "Left side or right side..."

Ah, now - I do know who Magic Grandad (Grandpa around these parts) is.

I was delighted to hear whatever derogatory name people are using for the leader of the official opposition this week announce that MG will have to fight for his seat against the official Labour candidate, as it won't be him.

And Kim Jong-(Sturge)Un has announced that she will be seeking a new income stream just as soon as they choose her nemesis replacement, too.

I'm getting outside of a bottle or two...

Not heard of the Sanctimonious Dwarf, though. Not the dishonourable member for Hackney North and Stoke Newington, surely...?!

Morph!
Sanctimonious Morph is just another Mumsnettism for LOJ.

Dwarf could probably work but seems rather unfair to people with dwarfism, who frankly have enough negative stereotypes to fight already (sleepy, grumpy, dopey etc) without being associated with LOJ.

Thanks! I’m quite enjoying this name - more fun than pretending to be married to Froggy Farage. NicolaSturgeonsSOGIbottom is probably my fave previous name of 2023 (especially now it’s topical again)!

I've always been a fan of Morph I have to say.

I prefer Talcum X though as it reflects my cute as a button, just stepped out of the bath natural aroma and the kiss after is so sweet.

It's definitely the nickname I prefer.

You just love me all so much!

Toodles, must go and write rubbish for the Guardian. Shouldn't take me long, what with my superior man brain and stuff!

I can’t quite get past Talcum X referring to that American race campaigner dude when out in the wild…

But on Mumsnet, I know it’s always Morph, the GB TalcumX!

Shaun King has also been called ‘SnowJay Simpson’ ‘Martin Luther Cream’ and ‘Chaka Con’ (list in the third link., the other two links for back story)

www.vox.com/platform/amp/2015/8/19/9180389/the-shaun-king-controversy-explained

hiphopwired.com/playlist/shaun-king-deletes-twitter-reactions/amp/

newsone.com/playlist/growing-list-of-shaun-kings-nicknames-that-have-gone-viral/amp/

Ah. I am thus enlightened!

Sanctimonious Prick would be just the ticket but I suppose we have to consider the sensitivities of polite company, eh...?!

Got to be honest, I don’t love the Little Owen Jones thing. Some men are not very tall but this doesn’t make them bad. I’m happy enough to criticise OJ without mentioning his size (my Dad was a tiny man who had no interest in oppressing women).

I’ve been pondering the Guardian online misogyny thing. I suspect the people who put it up are considering giving OJ the push. They must have known how it would turn out.

I’ve been pondering the Guardian online misogyny thing. I suspect the people who put it up are considering giving OJ the push. They must have known how it would turn out.

Do you think they're that self aware? I really wonder.

I thought it was Little OJ because he behaves like a toddler. I don't think it's meant to be a reference to his height - I had no idea he was especially short?

Perhaps Sawn-Off Gobshite?

He claims that he is 5 ft 9 (and mentions that this is the average height for a man in the UK). It’s possible that he is a bit shorter than that

I just assumed it’s because he has the youthful appearance of a teenager.

Little = in comparison to the other OJ (Simpson).

I thought it was because of his belligerent and infantile manner. I had no idea he's in denial about his height. No man I've ever come across, mentions his height closely followed by IT'S AVERAGE unless they've got issues with it.

If you really want to piss him off, call him a 40 year old.

I’ve never thought of it as a height thing (I’ve never known what height he is, I’ve only seen his Graun picture or his ranting videos) more that he behaves like a toddler.