Police investigate 'flasher' gender recognition reform protester

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While critics shouted “shame on you” at the MSPs. One woman lifted their skirt and showed what initially appeared to be her genitals.

The woman shouted, “if you are not going to be decent, I am going to be indecent.”

However, it later transpired that she had been wearing some form of fake pubic wig.

According to the Scotsman, police did not arrest the individual immediately, however, the force has since received complaints and enquiries are ongoing.

uk.news.yahoo.com/police-investigate-flasher-gender-recognition-140324522.html

do I have bigly words

Thanks to the power of grey skull, I think I do.

women wont wheesht

That is an excellent apology. Very heart felt, I thought. Exactly the kind of gravitas that was needed.

hmm you might have name changed

BUT WE CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE

I can't either.

i think youve got a knock off version

it's grAy skull, that will be why you women wont wheest is little

i think youve got a knock off version

😂

the year is 2123 after the great terf wars of the early 2000s the apocalyptic world that now exists has been wiped clean of all traces of pre 2056.

except

hidden away in a place rumoured to have once been called the UK but known for generations as terf island a deranged band of women fiercely guard the only mainframe computer and server farm left in existence.

if you are brave and can manage to battle treacherous lands and fierce ....WOMEN for a price of a cup of Yorkshire tea they will show the wonders of the old world.

if you are particularly lucky you will arrive at the correct time of year to see the annual merkin vulva-off that places to celebrate the womaness of terf island.

then, once your chromosomes, yeah no clue what they are, been tested. a bad result means you are put straight back on a boat . a good result means you will be allowed to see the only remaining knowledge left of mankind...

OLD MUMSNET THREADS

You've just proven my point, Boiled. On purpose.

PS. Yorkshire Tea AND Tunnocks cake.

dont you be licking that tunnocks in front of me without offering me the one i know is still in the box behind your chair where you think no one knows you hide them

Shit, just my luck. DP never wants to pay more for the better version, sigh, my internet is slower than the old Microsoft computers and now cut price bigly words. I'll be having words with DP, this just is not good enough. Also having a cuppa Yorkshire tea but with them there caramel wafer bars. Yes boiled can have the rest of the pack, since meno I'm apathetic to chocolate, take it or leave it I can.

dont you be licking that tunnocks in front of me without offering me the one i know is still in the box behind your chair where you think no one knows you hide them

I am currently reclining decadently on a chaise lounge, licking a tunnocks (but not in a suggestive way). Tin, what tin? 😇

I think my computer it's on its last legs. The daisy wheel printer gave up years ago and I'm getting really sick of that blinking green square on the monitor. The word processing package isn't bad though as long as I remember the new printer can't do £ signs, not compatible hardware apparently.

I'm saving up for Windows. I might even get a 64 bit Microsoft dos one, I'm not sure about those Macintosh ones. I think they'll be like betamax.

Oh yes caramel water bars don't mind if I do

A tin? For you tunnocks?

Oh sorry. Didn't realise you were posh

It doesn't show. You hide it well

It doesn't show. You hide it well

Touché. I feel like I am Dum Dum next to your Touche Turtle.

I think they'll be like betamax.

My parents had a Betamax. The quality was excellent. But, well.

I don't know how to do bigly letters...

Can my average sized ones identify as them instead?

Well obviously as long as they are prepared to accept the reality of the fact that even if they bold themselves and CAPITILISE or even add in a pretty little UNDERLINE they will still be normal

Mumsnet size letters. They need to love themselves as they actually are as well as what they aspire to be.

My parents had a Betamax. The quality was excellent. But, well
@OmiOmy
Yeah my dad did but he lived abroad so the better quality was negated by the fact we were watching in German. I don't speak German.

Actually thread related. For once.

...as long as they don't start italicising

We do have limits

And standards

My letters identify as bigly big, bigger than yours. So Nerrrrr! If you don't affirm their bigly buggernes, you're all a bunch of massive lexophobes.

😃

biggerness, damnit all to Hell!

I don't know what the heck is going on, but I forgot to mention that my first sighting of male genitalia as a pre-teen was from a flasher. Thanks a lot, pervert.

@MassiveWordSalad I know there must, please, be women who've never had it happen a poster early said if it had they hadn't been aware.

In the real world with actual moving talking women and not you lot in my imagination I have yet to meet one who hadn't got some pervert story to tell.

It's insidious

Oh and i don't think most of us on this thread knows what going on anymore, thread wise anyway.

But this is what happens when someone starts a thread about a woman's minge and leaves it unattended for five minutes. The squatters move in.

Vivienne Westwood Merkin!

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