Police investigate 'flasher' gender recognition reform protester

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While critics shouted “shame on you” at the MSPs. One woman lifted their skirt and showed what initially appeared to be her genitals.

The woman shouted, “if you are not going to be decent, I am going to be indecent.”

However, it later transpired that she had been wearing some form of fake pubic wig.

According to the Scotsman, police did not arrest the individual immediately, however, the force has since received complaints and enquiries are ongoing.

uk.news.yahoo.com/police-investigate-flasher-gender-recognition-140324522.html

PERFECT USE OF THE POWER HERE.

Used well. Good placement and Viv is definitely a good recipient of big letters.

And if anyone sees that child of mine who got in the accidentally unlocked superpower box over Christmas tell her when she gets home she's grounded

It's been carnage on here the last few days with bigly letters all over the bloody place.

I was watching a clip of Vivienne Westwood on Dame Edna dressed in thick nude tights with a fig leaf attached.

on national TV, Saints alive!

A TERFIE ACCEPTANCE SPEECH

Over a million people have seem my minge
And no, I don't mean the one from the Fringe
The Parliament stunt got worldwide attention
Of the very thing that we should not mention
So by lifting my skirt and shouting out loud
I've made my family and friend's so very very proud

Bugger SEEN, my minge. It's that raw edge along the top on the photos, it plays on my mind. Why didn't I hem it properly?

I fear you may have been correct the first time!

I forgot to mention earlier that I don't think I've been flashed. Groped, grabbed, pinched, raped, every other kind of assault but not flashed. But I was naive and short sighted, so perhaps I missed it!

It's the short sighted bit. Some are really very very very small!

💐for the rest of the shit.

You know if being a lesbian was a feeling rather than something that's innate within you, all this shit would turn me into a lesbian. I become more repulsed by the male of the species with each new news report of male maleness writ large.

Ha, me too. Shortsighted. I was definitely flashed but because I couldn't see I didn't realise for many minutes.
A man over the road shouted to get my attention, i looked and waved assuming i knew him and he didn't wave back because his hands were below his waist. I plodded on with my journey wondering if I knew him, would he tell my parents I'd been rude, then finally it dawned on me.
I don't think he got the reaction he wanted.

Now this is hilarious, I had a stalker for some time before I knew about it. I'm so blind I hadnt seen him. He did eventually get noticed by me and all the people around me told me how long he had been stalking me. I still don't know why he didnt give up. He had no reaction from me cos I was oblivious.

Those two stand out in a lifetime of assaults, rapes, gropes, slaps, etc.

@CryInToYourCornflakesNicola I'm so sorry for everything you've been through

I'd like to think your unwitting reaction to that flasher made him feel so pathetically small (hurhur) that he gave up on his sick hobby. We can hope.

I've heard it said that if alcohol was invented today it would be banned as a dangerous drug, ditto glass as a packaging, I think the same could be said for men. But then, just as I was posting this my fella gave me a proper belly laugh. So, perhaps just sent back to r&d for a few tweeks?

So sorry @CryInToYourCornflakesNicola the upside of bad eyesight.

I got flashed at when I was 25. It was snowing and below zero. Walking along a busy Street and there it was, dangling out of his fly as he sauntered towards me. I wondered if it had frozen to his zip.

So, perhaps just sent back to r&d for a few tweeks?

@IcakethereforeIam can i suggest off button,

Actually all functionally of a tv remote, with never need battery replacing remote.
Pause, rewind, fast forward, mute. etc

Oh the ability to change channels could be fun

We can but hope he got frostbite and the tip fell off.

💐to all those I've missed that have been flashed and worse. And they wonder why we don't want them in our spaces? Tossers. LITERALLY.

I was thinking voice operation that works though. At the moment he's too much like Alexa, you ask a question and get something completely irrelevant, several minutes of unwanted advice, or a sales pitch! And neither can make a decent cup of tea. At least Alexa doesn't get the huff when you tell her to shut up....I think

I had a stalker for some time before I knew about it. I'm so blind I hadnt seen him. He did eventually get noticed by me and all the people around me told me how long he had been stalking me. I still don't know why he didnt give up. He had no reaction from me cos I was oblivious.

@CryInToYourCornflakesNicola it's like"why the fuck didn't you tell me? Why wait until i discovered his existence then say oh yeah he's been hanging around like a bad smell for the last few months he's a right wierdo. "

you can have🍎🍞bit if a break from flowers and...cornflakes😉

Why they didnt tell me, I guess the 80s, it was thought of as funny, no one realised stalkers can escalate, no one liked me, they felt sorry for him, maybe all of the above?

I just had a sandwich ta boiled, better than either cake or cornflakes.

@CryInToYourCornflakesNicola unfortunately it's not been relegated to the 80s. Mine was 2006. I finally became aware he was watching me (he lived in my street) and then just about every neighbour admitted he'd been pumping them for information about me for the previous six months.

And none of them thought to ring my bell to say watch it the guy at no.xxx had got a screw loose.

They'd have been the ones when stalkers kill, in the news after going "oh yes well we all thought him a bit strange and he was obviously fixated on her"

Idiots

I must have led a charmed existence... never been flashed or assaulted, tbh the only slight incident I can think of was an older bloke sitting close up to me on an otherwise fairly empty bus when I was on the way back from the orthodontists when I was about 14.

I have a friend, @ErrolTheDragon , who says similar. For a while I wondered if she simply failed to recognise lots of, what might be called, micro aggressions- the handsiness and presumption of men.

It seems though that some women seem to escape this behaviour from men. If we could bottle that quality and share it out...

There's a valuable field of research there, imo. Perhaps it's a total disinterest in men- I was stupidly brought up a people pleaser and can quite believe I lacked the boundaries and self confidence that might act as a deterrent.

I was brought up in a very, very sheltered environment (privage senior school and worked for relatives for a while). Thankfully I've never been flashed or raped, but I have been grabbed, fended off wandering hands, followed round a supermarket, whistled at, honked at, shouted at and slut shamed (I was a virgin!), all off the top of my head. It doesn't how privileged you are, if youre a female you will still be subject to the male lust.

Not disinterest in men on my part. Probably a lot of luck, a certain amount of 'shelteredness', and maybe a useful degree of 'quiet confidence' and an ability to appear as though I'm looking right through or past someone apparently.

Yes, disinterest was might have been the wrong word. I was raised to believe attractiveness was important and that i needed to be charming. I wonder whether that comes across as attention seeking or flirting regardless of how it was intended. Though I don't think the passing motorbike that did a u turn to pinch my bum as I waited at the bust stop with my parents had many opportunities to be led astray by my femme fatale allure.

I wish I knew, and could share the wisdom with younger women.

I'm in a similar position - beyond cat calls and unwanted verbal attention, never been flashed or groped or assaulted. But then I was stalked for several months by a man I dated for 3 months who then refused to take no for an answer.

I have always been of average attractiveness.

But even as a girl I had unwanted attention, I had a man take pictures of me in my bikini on a beach when I was about 8 (he didn't touch me), a man started to follow me around also when I was about 8 or 9, but I told my parents who got the police out.

When I was older, I have had the usual groppings, a flash, gawping, cat calling etc.

Even in my fifties, I still get men hitting on me. I honestly think there are a reasonably large number of men who will shag absolutely anything.

Catching up on this thread after a late night of shouting at paedophile apologists and I am horrified, yet not in the slightest bit shocked to see even more posters experiences laid bare as evidence we are not just mad bad rights hoarding women.

We are angry, upset and scared for our sex as a whole at what is happening under the guise of trans rights, but is daily becoming glaringly more like how a Men's Rights movement behaves. Shall we all ponder on that over a cup of tea?

This post is sponsored by the poster's love of Yorkshire Tea.

Many tea bags lost their life in the writing of this this poem and post and we should pause a moment to remember the gallantry of those that have fallen (into the cup of boiled water).

So, as I start on my, God knows but quite a lot and I'm not going to count the used bags blghhhh, nth cup of tea this morning. I remembered a poem that I used over the summer to blag some free tea bags, (it worked 240 of their wonderful paper bags of absolute heaven).

So with some slight tweaks to make it more topical I give you

PAPER BAGS - An ode to Yorkshire Tea

MY PERFECT MAN

Potent
Agreeable
Pleasant
Elegant
Reliable

Bronzed
Accommodating
Gorgeous
Superlative

Huh! Who knew!

My perfect man identifies as a Yorkshire Tea bag.

Boiled x