Police investigate 'flasher' gender recognition reform protester

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While critics shouted “shame on you” at the MSPs. One woman lifted their skirt and showed what initially appeared to be her genitals.

The woman shouted, “if you are not going to be decent, I am going to be indecent.”

However, it later transpired that she had been wearing some form of fake pubic wig.

According to the Scotsman, police did not arrest the individual immediately, however, the force has since received complaints and enquiries are ongoing.

uk.news.yahoo.com/police-investigate-flasher-gender-recognition-140324522.html

Or....a poem?...a nice little BIG one on the ode to Nicola thread?

The Bigly Letters by Datun

Then you can just scream each word in capitals for a really good time.

I've already used up all of January 2023's quota.

writing some blurb so the header doesn't show like it did in the other thread....

So as some of you will have seen i've been on the ode to Nicola thread writing bad poetry, and getting up to mischief with the OP, or whoever she is identifying as these days@TerfranosaurusVagina

Inspiration for poetry comes in the strangest of places, like whilst sticking my head upside down to rinse the shampoo out and at that angle there's not much to look at. God, thought I, Nicola is a fucking cunt, what she did in parliament...grrrrr

THAT WOMAN IS A CUNT!!

Every time I hear her voice
I clench

Every time I read her words
I clench

Every time I check her Twitter
I clench

Every time I see her face
I clench

Every time the pee escapes
I picture her in Parliament

Wearing her Sunday Best merkin
And I smile.

And I clench.

Love you Elaine x

And clench.

Just realised i should clarify i was thinking of Nicola and it led me to a poem about Elaine.

I mean it also works for Nicola if you imagine her lifting her skirt on the floor if the parliament to a little smiley face one.with a winky face.

So yeah works both ways, but I was thinking of the wonderful merkin wearer of tales that will be told for years to come to children sat on grannies knees. So stick that in your pipe and smoke it Nicola

Someone please share with me the secret of the Bigly Letters!!!

well I'm on probation and already in the naughty corner after the whole power of grayskull thing.

Plus it turns out the batteries, you can tell its been designed by a man, I mean they could have just made it wind up, have to be ordered from Mars by all accounts...ahh the book title makes sense now and they are on back order.

2345 they are due in restock.

my name had been uttered too many times recently

It's Christmas for bigly letters sake

I was busy on the new order of

WOMEN WON'T WHEEEEEEEEEEEST

But see what happens when you call for me like bloody tinkerbell.

Oh, shit, now look what we've done ... who summoned bigly?!

<small voice>
it might have been me

Share with me the secret, O giver of the Bigly Letters of Power, I implore you [beseechingemoji]

If she's been here she might have sent you a strongly written warning. By PM.

That's what happened with me.

I mean some might recieve it via the pigeon or royal mail or owl, it generally depends on your belief system.

I don't have the cisbigly words, my transbigly words identify as bigly and are therefore far superior and more biglified than your lower bigly ones

So what becomes of you, my love?
When they have finally stripped you of
The merkins and the jerkins
That your poor old granddad
Had to sweat to buy you, baby

ALL HAIL THE GIVER OF THE BIGLY LETTERS OF POWER

woo hoo!

ODFOD

😁

Is there a way to do really really small letters as I feel the mn font too large for transbigly words

I don't know if I want them to be very small or really far away.. Could we possibly make them both..??

Oh happy thought

Still loving the bigly letters

A font of happiness.

Every time I pop in to have a look in here, the thread gets more and more bonkers. 😂 I'm getting too old, can't keep up.

Less bonkers than calling dick swinging males women Omi

I've just popped by to show off my new name. I'm proud of this one.

Still have no idea how to do bigly words so I'm off to do other stuff, after a twirl.

True. True.

Not sure who you were before but liking the new name.

Time for me to change my name too. <mutters names to herself>

hmm you might have name changed

BUT WE CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE

The video of Elaine Millar that the MSP took has had over a million views.

he had apologised to Parliament. I don’t suppose he is sorry though.

Abwrdeen paper wirh Lumsden apology