Police investigate 'flasher' gender recognition reform protester

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While critics shouted “shame on you” at the MSPs. One woman lifted their skirt and showed what initially appeared to be her genitals.

The woman shouted, “if you are not going to be decent, I am going to be indecent.”

However, it later transpired that she had been wearing some form of fake pubic wig.

According to the Scotsman, police did not arrest the individual immediately, however, the force has since received complaints and enquiries are ongoing.

uk.news.yahoo.com/police-investigate-flasher-gender-recognition-140324522.html

My comment on realism was in regards to choosing a merkin that matched her hair colour, sewing it to sheer tights that match her skin tone, cutting the merkin to approximately a full 1970s bush triangle shape proportional to her body size, and the merkin fur length was not unusually long…no long scraggly beard look.

Geisha you've given way way too much head space to the appearance of a fake pubic hair patch. I doubt even Elaine put that much thought into it.

Although she did put a pocket in so...she must have at least made a pattern

And that little smiley merkin...that's just nasty.

God I'm getting old

She didn't hem it at the top, which meant the white edge of the fun-fur base fabric was visible.

Consciously or unconsciously, she didn’t choose to make an obviously fake merkin. Not when you look at the wide array of merkin options we have available to us. Ive just looked at one that has long feathers meant to gracefully erupt over the waistband on your knickers and tickle your belly button. I agree I’m giving to much headspace, it’s a definite rabbit hole doing searches on merkins and then paging through catalogs of merkin brands like kitty carpet. I could get today a Union Jack merkin if I felt patriotic.

When the police dress up like this www.google.co.uk/search?q=police+pride+dog+gimp&prmd=ivn&sxsrf=ALiCzsab5rl5jl5gVn_EUr7-HL1Sx2SxOw:1672183536664&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiM0M6N-Zr8AhURlFwKHcDuBW8Q_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=360&bih=630&dpr=3#imgrc=VrPNoHcGIcjM3M

And fail to investigate male flashers...

And conviction rates for sexual offences are abysmal...

And arrest GC women for thought "crimes"...

It shows that women are second class citizens and we need to fight back.

I wouldnt have done this personally but I applaud her for standing up for women.

I read this and just imagined you seeing her on the tele and tutting, nudging your other half and going " pffft look at the state of that, she didn't even hem it properly, and in parliament too. God she should be ashamed of herself.😁

women are second class citizens
Are you just now realising this?

Ok seriously I think I really am going to wet myself if I laugh any more this evening.

Ive just looked at one that has long feathers meant to gracefully erupt over the waistband on your knickers and tickle your belly button.

After that description in not sure I'm ready to go down the online merkin shopping rabbit hole

Consciously or unconsciously, she didn’t choose to make an obviously fake merkin. Not when you look at the wide array of merkin options we have available to us. Ive just looked at one that has long feathers meant to gracefully erupt over the waistband on your knickers and tickle your belly button. I agree I’m giving to much headspace, it’s a definite rabbit hole doing searches on merkins and then paging through catalogs of merkin brands like kitty carpet. I could get today a Union Jack merkin if I felt patriotic.

Wut?!?!

Outed yourself as a troll. LMAO.

@ArabellaScott It's an amuse-bush.

Well played.

It’s a special one being advertised as a “Carnivale bikini”…$110 if you’re interested. I think it’s meant for Mardi Gras Carnivale?

PETA is upset at the use of feathers
”PETA President Ingrid Newkirk told Today that 'it's outright sleazy, and it's downright cruel to kill an animal to decorate your privates.'”

Well, if I’m a troll then so is the poster who added rainbow monkey penis pictures to the thread. I haven’t made this up,
www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2088541/Vajazzling-vattoos-accept--But-Real-Housewife-Cindy-Barshops-neon-fox-fur-merkins-fad-far-PETA.html

Well thank goodness at least Elaine didn't use real fur and incur the wrath of PETA.

She made an ethically sourced vegan merkin.

You're embarrassingly accurate.

Every time I see a photo, my eyes go straight to that edge, and I start thinking about how it will fray. I hope she at least used pinking shears.

@Tryfull thanks for the link , I couldn't find a PC pg friendly version yesterday

Our police officers allowing fetishists under the letter 🌂 to be photographed being held by themof

And kids were there petting the dogs.

And Elaine is admonished for a merkin.

I grew up with a seamstress mother I just imagined her watching it.

We are about to become third class citizens

Ist class men
2nd class women, who are male
3rd class, if something even more oppressed than man doesn't leapfrog us, women of the female cunty kind.

I still can't believe how the police are out there publicly promoting dog gimp fetishism and there isn't a massive public outcry.

Ist class men
2nd class women, who are male
3rd class, if something even more oppressed than man doesn't leapfrog us, women of the female cunty kind

You're forgetting :
Nonbinaries (male)
'Men' who are female
Nonbinaries(female)

So women who are just....erm...Women what's that then?

6th class citizens.

No not losing any of our rights are we.

Well at least at some point we will truly be the most oppressed and vulnerable portion of society then maybe we can leapfrog into No 1?

ha

Counting classes is too confusing, I just remember penis=privilege.

Well nothing is mightier than the sword is it

Nutcracker?

😜