Tractor Exclusionary Radical Feminist

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What is a tractor?

[Brew]

Is this the modern version of “I have never seen a spade”?

My FIL is a big fan of tractors- books, models, websites, driving them, stroking their gear sticks.
I now look on this in a completely different light. Weird perv!

Tractors from Finland.

Watched it twice @CeratopsofthePharoahs and the second time it was deliberate

I call a tractor a tractor.

A tractor is a combine harvester you bigot.

TACB

I'm not a farmer but I know what a tractor is!

The variety of the apparatus attached to some of those beasts is astounding. We get none of that round this way. They just clog up a-roads.

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There's a tractor restaurant in Helsinki (or there used to be). I've eaten there quite a few times. Now I wonder about my boss's motivation in booking it.

🙄 (sarcasm alert)

I liked your attempt.

So those tractors who are just tractors without the combine, are what then? Combines with their combines removed?

I was pretty unhappy my dad never let me drive the tractor, as you can see. I have tractor issues….

Cis tractors of course Helleofabore

Although I've just realised that I can't even get the acronym right! Obviously it should be TACH!

Actually it would be the combine harvester that is Cis.

See this why I'm glad I'm on the side of reality as it's too confusing for me even when joking!

I getcha now!!!!

Would a smart tractor that identified as a small truck be a trans-IT van?

It's okay, I didn't bother taking my coat off....

So a little Massey Ferguson tractor with some cobbled together parts of a header and the harvester sucky blowy thing, is still a tractor with artificial enhancements, ie. Not parts built for an actual combine harvester, but a tractor who is trying to replicate one.

They are whatever they say they are plus a combine without its combine is still valid.

Or something.

@PeripateticKoala I think we have a relative in common. My umm bil I think has a thing for tractors, owns some, goes to tractor meets etc.
Unless it's really common?

An excellent cartoon by Nick Newman in today's Sunday Times, with a farmer being told, "These tractors come in red, green, and 50 shades of grey".

A tractor is an adult lawnmower. But don't get me started on Diesel to Petrol conversion.

What I want to know if what exactly was the similar to tractor that he was looking at?

And then what about the ride on mowers? Can they get cosmetic header and harvester attachments and line up with the combined to do a broadacre pass?

Lets not mention the Non comBinery harvester!

A Short History of Tractors in Ukrainian was an enjoyable read