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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

Tractor Exclusionary Radical Feminist

85 replies

PermanentTemporary · 01/05/2022 09:51

What is a tractor?

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OP posts:
DomesticatedZombie · 01/05/2022 16:23

Wholesome country pursuits.

IcakethereforeIam · 01/05/2022 16:31

@DomesticatedZombie he should be arrested for that but he'd probably make bale.

viques · 01/05/2022 16:40

DomesticatedZombie · 01/05/2022 16:23

Wholesome country pursuits.

I think it’s time I baled from this thread. I hayte to leave but I think it has bottomed out now.

SolasAnla · 01/05/2022 16:44

borntobequiet · 01/05/2022 15:49

I did wonder what sort of porn might appear if you started typing in tractor. But it does seem a bit far fetched.

Suffolk man
450 tractors

Poor police having to give witness testimony in court🙈

DomesticatedZombie · 01/05/2022 16:48

IcakethereforeIam · 01/05/2022 16:31

@DomesticatedZombie he should be arrested for that but he'd probably make bale.

That's a strawman argument.

IcakethereforeIam · 01/05/2022 16:54

I hope he's called Rick.

mrshoho · 01/05/2022 17:03

Holy moly just saw the definition of tractoring on urban dictionary. This may explain how he accidently stumbled across 🤔

Tractoring
When a male has his penis in his hand whilst urinating in to a wheat field whilst being hugged by 2 men.
Did you hear about Paul he had his cock out whilst pissing into a wheat field whilst being hugged by Pete and Ron they were proper Tractoring.

IcakethereforeIam · 01/05/2022 17:10

@mrshoho that's very specific, what if it's a barley field?

Incidentally link for the Suffolk man story (I hope), check out the name of the bod wot wrote it. I'm not convinced it's not an April Fool.

www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-man-sex-with-tractors/

DomesticatedZombie · 01/05/2022 17:14

the one doing the back-filling: Doug.

DomesticatedZombie · 01/05/2022 17:16

Suffolk Gazette?

www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-braced-for-tractor-sex-tourism-boom/

Helleofabore · 01/05/2022 17:22

So… shall we talk about the big one in the room… the drag line! I know a few drag operators. (Drag line, people! Drag line!)

They can be a bit of a drag though… they don’t really make the grade.. er!

I mean, seriously, I can make these combine-actions go on and on! They rarely run out of steam or diesel! They are well oiled.

Helleofabore · 01/05/2022 17:24

Ewww! It seems to be all happening in Suffolk!!

IcakethereforeIam · 01/05/2022 17:26

I think I'm a little bit in love with the Suffolk Gazette.

FemaleAndLearning · 01/05/2022 17:28

I didn't realise there were tractors called the dominator.

viques · 01/05/2022 17:31

IcakethereforeIam · 01/05/2022 17:26

I think I'm a little bit in love with the Suffolk Gazette.

I want to know the anti aging secrets of Chief Inspector Lorraine Fisher, 34. Seven years ago she was PC Lorraine Fisher, 34.

EmmaGrundyForPM · 01/05/2022 18:36

IcakethereforeIam · 01/05/2022 17:10

@mrshoho that's very specific, what if it's a barley field?

Incidentally link for the Suffolk man story (I hope), check out the name of the bod wot wrote it. I'm not convinced it's not an April Fool.

www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-man-sex-with-tractors/

That's a spoof site, but very funny

TheBiologyStupid · 01/05/2022 18:37

Poor Mr Parish didn't mean to watch tractor porn, he was just watching the trailer...

Cuck00soup · 01/05/2022 18:50

TheBiologyStupid · 01/05/2022 11:58

An excellent cartoon by Nick Newman in today's Sunday Times, with a farmer being told, "These tractors come in red, green, and 50 shades of grey".

A rather inspired photo too.

Careful laydees

Tractor Exclusionary Radical Feminist
SolasAnla · 01/05/2022 18:56

DomesticatedZombie · 01/05/2022 17:16

Which of Ye wrote that???

🤣

IcakethereforeIam · 01/05/2022 19:04

@EmmaGrundyForPM I'm embarrassed it took me a couple of articles to realise...six hole fingerless gloves for Norfolk Christmas presents Grin
Clicking from thread to thread on this site, the tone can change so quickly... is my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

Helleofabore · 01/05/2022 19:21

Helleofabore · 01/05/2022 17:24

Ewww! It seems to be all happening in Suffolk!!

I want to point out that of course it is happening in Suffolk. And Hugh Dunnet is an excellent crime reporter, none the less.

I am sure the Headitor didn’t want to bulldoze that storey?

(Some of these tractors are like two storey buildings you know!)

IcakethereforeIam · 01/05/2022 19:25

It's all a bit harrowing!

I'm getting a bit warm in this coat.

Helleofabore · 01/05/2022 19:27

Should I have put a sarcasm alert on that post?

I don’t want to get mown down or dragged into a rolling offence discussion with people from that county.

Have you ever seen a fence post borer attachment for a tractor? A handy bit of kit!

polarisation · 01/05/2022 19:44

FemaleAndLearning · 01/05/2022 17:28

I didn't realise there were tractors called the dominator.

BBC website had a very short clip of his friend saying something like "I know the name of the tractor he was looking for and I can see how this would happen"

So maybe that does make sense...