Inspired by the six words thread...FWR haiku anyone?

[WeBuiltCisCityOnSexistRoles]

(Disclaimer I am extremely amateur at this, and welcome any feedback on errors)

Inspired by the "MN in six words" thread in FWR (annoyingly I can't link as I am on the app) I thought it would be good to have a FWR haiku thread.

Here are my efforts to start us off (I never know whether to capitalise or not, and I also want to use "silenced" but can't work out whether it is 2 or 3 syllables )

Women of Mumsnet
are not witches for burning
We will not submit

Pretend all you want
but men are not women and
biology rules

We are united
We know what a woman is
And we will prevail

Annoyingly I used to be a SPaG twat pedant but my brain doesn't work as well now and I struggle to remember their/they're/there these
days, so those are my best efforts I look forward to "proper" ones and I know FWR MNers won't disappoint

Screaming and Pouting
Are Not Definitively
Female Attributes..

Not haiku. Sorry. Pedantic as fuck, me.

Maaaaaaaaybe 'senryu' at a push. But there are rules for them, too.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Senry%C5%AB

Maybe I should have just started a poem thread

Sorry, But You're Not
An Adult Human Female.
(I'm Not Feeling Kind).

What is there in you
That is in all the women
But never in men?

We will not be kind
We will be truthful instead
So get over it

Well, they are as authentically haiku as transwomen are women and they seem to be getting away with it, so...

They identify as a haiku

sun, moon; revolve
around us. light touches
day is not night.

@Nellodee

What is there in you That is in all the women But never in men?

A riddling one! Nice.

What is a woman?
An Adult Human Female
No more and no less

@WeBuiltCisCityOnSexistRoles

Sorry. I just ... love haiku. They are a very complex form.

Bloody DomesticatedZombie actually knowing what you're doing..

These are good. I think I may be more suited to limericks

We will hear
We won’t close our eyes
We shall speak

We are all daughters
And some of us are mothers.
None of us are men.

Can't manage a haiku but can do a limerick instead

On Mumsnet are eloquent females
Who ignore tiresome tactics and derails
From those who are vexed
That bodies are sexed
And sign off with pronouns in emails.

Sex matters in life;
It isn't transphobia.
It's just common sense.

Adult Human Female
We are warrior queens.
Never males.

Women are angry
Woman is not a feeling.
No more pandering.

Weigh, Stir, Mix, Stretch, Knead.
No Matter How I Shape It
It Is Bread Not Cake.