Inspired by the six words thread...FWR haiku anyone?

[WeBuiltCisCityOnSexistRoles]

(Disclaimer I am extremely amateur at this, and welcome any feedback on errors)

Inspired by the "MN in six words" thread in FWR (annoyingly I can't link as I am on the app) I thought it would be good to have a FWR haiku thread.

Here are my efforts to start us off (I never know whether to capitalise or not, and I also want to use "silenced" but can't work out whether it is 2 or 3 syllables )

Women of Mumsnet
are not witches for burning
We will not submit

Pretend all you want
but men are not women and
biology rules

Not transphobia
Defending women and girls
We women won't wheest

Let us take action
Ribbons, stickers everywhere
Empower women

Wolves in sheep’s clothing
- Or in sheep’s stereotypes -
Are still fucking wolves.

Perfect.

Lipstick, mascara, head tilt

These things don’t make men women
Put your dick away

@ExtraPlinky

Lipstick, mascara, head tilt These things don’t make men women Put your dick away

Absolutely brilliant

Sort of fits the Haiku pattern for the pedants:

Oh no, Owen Jones!
The right side of history,
Eludes your misogyny.

Sex is immutable,
Despite your tantrum protest -
Your insistence is scary

What is in a word?
Autogynephilia.
Woman is not your fetish.

Stole food
To feed my child.
I am now
Your tool of validation.
Misogyny always finds
Novel ways to punish women.

Sexual excitement
From wearing undies
Is not woman.

I used to love rainbows
Magical gifts from heaven
Now I just shudder

Rights hoarding dinosaurs
Long for the extinction
Of politics for idiots

Master seeking slaves
You will not subjugate us
Bloody but unbowed.

"Put your dick away"

Excellent!

@LilithOfEden

Stole food To feed my child. I am now Your tool of validation. Misogyny always finds Novel ways to punish women.

Rewriting that one.

I stole food
To feed my child.
I am now
A rapist's tool of validation.
Misogyny always finds
Novel ways to punish women.

While you check our thoughts,
And label us with hate,
Three women die a week,
Under your watch,
Under his eye.

A man in a dress
Is not a fucking woman
We just speak the truth

You're free to become
A six year old Korean

• but insist I'm cis.

Radcliffe, Watson and Grint,
No-talent "actors", not skint.
They got to go far,
Thanks to JKR,
Expelliarmus, gits! Take this hint!

Virtue signallers they are,
Careers launched by JKR.
Now back-stabbing shits,
Misogynist gits,
Shame should run deep and run far.

Transwomen are not
Women, as they remain male
Women are female

There was an MP, name of Butler,
Biology clearly her bete noire.
Thinks babies are sexless,
Such utterings are reckless,
Cos nobody now respects her.

The Ballad of Lisa Nandy

Be Kind
Take The Heat Out Of It
A Young Trans Person In My Constituency
A Young Trans Person In My Constituency
A Young Trans Person In My Constituency
A Young Trans Person In My Constituency
A Young Trans Person In My Constituency
A Young Trans Person In My Constituency
A Young Trans Person In My Constituency
A Young Trans Person In My Constituency
A Young Trans Person In My Constituency
A Young Trans Person In My Constituency
A Young Trans Person In My Constituency....

There are women in my constituency?

LilithOfEden
For Poet Laureate.
Right Bloody Now!

Sports, safety, speech, rights
All conceded. But let's keep
Primogeniture.