What has your Goddess Energy helped you with today?

[OhDear2200]

I’ve cleaned the bin till it’s sparkling.

However, my goddess energy has failed to help with the crippling period pain I’ve got today. I guess the TW George is referring to don’t have that problem.

Bobbily is my new favourite word.

@PermanentTemporary I fear your goddesses is broken. Maybe try to be a bit more feminine and let the men shine?

And put a nice dress on. That always helps.

@NitroNinethe cat Gods are more superior to the Goddess Energy. Everyone knows that.

@PronounssheRa

My goddess energy inspired me to make pancakes, 2 months before shrove Tuesday. Goddess and a legend.

Impressed. I may bow before your superior Goddess energy.

I use my Goddess Energy to recharge my phone by wafting it in the general vicinity of my vulva.

God that would be incredibly useful Bore

My goddess energy removed my fibroid last week and I am now feeling so much better.
Oh no hang on, that was the NHS.
Woman surgeon though. Perhaps it was her goddess energy?

Goddess energy channeled to push a new super king mattress, which arrived rolled up in a box, up the stairs and into the bedroom. It was proper grunty work! Now awaiting divan delivery...

Should have read the replies. I was just feeling so smug with myself for heavy lifting. I suppose this makes me a man.

My goddess energy is definitely feeding this godawful thrush I've got though.

My Goddess energy got DH to make me some mulled wine.

I sorted the recycling and put it out. My goddess energy is that of Mother Nature!

@BoreOfWhabylon

I use my Goddess Energy to recharge my phone by wafting it in the general vicinity of my vulva.

I have to be careful not to go too near the TV though - the GE makes it go all pixellatey.

Ooh, I can imagine. Goddess energy's terrible for interfering with the electrics. I've had it up to here with the robot hoover chasing me round the house.

My Goddess energy has caused my old dog to fall asleep on me, and I'm feeling bad I need to put him to bed....I genuinely am half goddess, half slave. When he stays with other people when we go on holiday, he can unerringly detect who has Goddess Energy and who hasn't.

@ErrolTheDragon
Perhaps your Goddess Energy is Hecate, as a cosmic counterweight to me Bastet-ing it up over here.

If you are overwhelmed with a sudden urge to do first aid once your dog is abed, I would posit that your Goddess (Doggess?) energy is instead the Sumerian Bau, who found herself reworked into Gula, Goddess of Healing (because dogs were thought to be able to heal sores by licking them Not. Envy.)

My Goddess energy helped me talk to bluebirds and twirl around and be kind to everyone whilst rainbows shot out of my vagina.

That sounds both painful AND like it has the potential to be dangerous Wanda

@NitroNine

That sounds both painful AND like it has the potential to be dangerous Wanda

If you've got it, flaunt it, I like to say!

That happened to me in the 70's Wanda, always put it down to the smoke, but clearly It was my Goddess Energy. Thank you Boy George for letting us women know what's available to us. Pity it doesn't get us equal pay

I am crying laughing here.

My Goddess Energy helped me go to the surgery and the hospital to organise and get a blood test. Then later it helped me assemble a work light / magnifier combo.

So my goddess is mainly energising damage limitation / failure mitigation.

Will the Goddess energy help me do the bath sealant? I presumably don't need to read the instructions if so.