What has your Goddess Energy helped you with today?

[OhDear2200]

I’ve cleaned the bin till it’s sparkling.

However, my goddess energy has failed to help with the crippling period pain I’ve got today. I guess the TW George is referring to don’t have that problem.

My period has robbed me of any energy.

@Galvantula
Do you have to charge it up to get the fanjo rainbows Bore ?

No. I am permanently supercharged with Goddess Energy™️

Accept no substitute.

My fucking goddess energy is coming out of my blue chakra today, and manifesting as a chanted litany of 'fuck you all you fucking cunts to fuck.'

I understand myself so much better now, I thought it was due to menopause.

Can GE be switched off for a short time? I think mine is scaring people.

Mine precipitated a long, wide-ranging and in-depth conversation about critical thinking, social media, gender politics, JKR and the medicalisation of kids with my teenage DD that made her understand gender critical feminism (and JKR) a lot better, realise she agrees with a lot of it and gives me hope for the future.

@TheCountessofFitzdotterel

My goddess energy removed my fibroid last week and I am now feeling so much better. Oh no hang on, that was the NHS. Woman surgeon though. Perhaps it was her goddess energy?

There really ought to be a donation system where we can donate unwanted female body parts like fibroids to those poor deprived male gendered goddesses who otherwise will never experience them. When I had my fibroids removed I had a grapefruit , an orange, a couple of satsumas and a few grapes , just think what utter joy I could have given to so many fibroidless goddess friends of Boy George.

Hope you are on the mend Countess. Take care.

My Goddess Energy has enabled me to clean the house until it sparkles with a mere flick of my feathery wand, as well as summoning nutritious and wholesome meals for my darling family which I can serve while wearing a cocktail dress and lipstick.

Jokes, DH is looking after DD today and I’m in bed with Covid.

My goddess energy is trying to listen to a radio play from the Baroness’s point of view in the Sound of Music (whilst “multi-tasking” by reading mumsnet).

I keep being interrupted to provide for children and kittens. Apparently you’re supposed to feed them every few hours.

It’s stopping me fantasising about wearing that gorgeous gold dress with the big shoulder bow!

for all you goddesses out there

My goddess energy has cast a spell on Boy George and turned him into a figure of ridicule. Well, it would have, if the daft lad wasn't making such a good job of it himself.

My goddess energy is Gaia today, so I have not washed my self and am wearing yesterdays clothes Reduce, reuse recycle. . Feelin pretty funky!

Nina Paley rocks, VoleClock!

Definitely time to summon the SheelaNaGigs, actually.

@Joolsin

Mine made me accidentally sleep until 1.30, then spend the rest of the day sitting on the sofa. I think my goddess needs a recharge of some sort. Or maybe this means I'm not really a woman!

I've had a very similar day. I think my goddess energy got up and fucked off a long time ago. It's more "lack of energy" than "goddess energy".

Does this mean I am no longer a woman?

Gosh, I was completely unaware I possessed such power. My goddess energy seemed to have eluded me today then because all I've done is finished a jigsaw.

Can we identify as goddesses now? Can you be a goddess in trackies patterned with toddler food smears and snot . Marilyn was one if my first crushes. He still looks quite tasty in sequins

My GE walked me to the other end of the village to dump unwanted Xmas presents in a charity donation box. They were very girly, incredibly smelly, scented candles. Which I loathe.
Then I got out my manly saw and cut up the Xmas tree for recycling.
I think I am goddessing wrongly....

My GE has fucked off as well RavingAnnie. Spent most of yesterday watching Downton Abbey. It was raining though - I think goddesses prefer sunshine.

My goddess energy took me to tesco early and is now cheering me on as I sit with a new book telling the rest of the household to do it themfuckingselves, whatever "it" is.

@Maireas I 💓 you! May I join the hag society please?

My Goddess Energy has helped me actually get through on gov.uk to order LFTs! Possibly the only box left in the country is now speeding towards my house on goddess wings.

@Mundra - please do, my friend!
The more the better!
It is not a crime to age, we accrue wisdom and filter bullshit .
So when some bloke promoted above his ability starts on at you to use defining gender pronouns on your email signature, (or somesuch).- channel your inner hag

Unfortunately, it's mainly senior women that are captured at my place...

Still use the Power of The Hag, Mundra! It's all internalised misogyny.

Hey, I've found the switch for the Goddess Energy, everyone! It's really handy. Small red button on the underside.

@ArabellaScott

Hey, I've found the switch for the Goddess Energy, everyone! It's really handy. Small red button on the underside.