What has your Goddess Energy helped you with today?

[OhDear2200]

I’ve cleaned the bin till it’s sparkling.

However, my goddess energy has failed to help with the crippling period pain I’ve got today. I guess the TW George is referring to don’t have that problem.

My Goddess energy failed to get the bloody printer to work.

My goddess energy helped me yesterday with sorting out paperwork for my sister who was widowed last year & who is also very ill. Then it had me awake at 4am with power surges also known as hot flushes. Time to up the hormone goddess energy

My Goddess is obviously missing in action today as the GE is low in me. Currently sitting on the sofa in a slightly grubby hoodie, ignoring the housework that needs doing. Perhaps my GE is fed up of doing ‘woman’s work’ and has buggered off to be stunning and brave with George & his mates?

Wait?? I have goddess energy?

My goddess energy turned nasty today - booted me out of bed at - gasp - 10am. Now I'm wrapping christmas baubles in tissue paper and putting them in boxes. I would rather Bastet was my goddess, so does my cat.

@flashpaper

Wait?? I have goddess energy?

Yes, unless JKR has nicked it. Pretty sure she's got mine today.

My goddess energy isn't working.
No matter how hard I stare at the washing pile it doesn't fold itself and put itself away.

Why doesn't my goddess energy work? Do I need to go on a magic quest to get it back and a rainbow shooting vagina?

See, I can cope with the rainbow shooting vagina.

It's the fecking unicorn stampeding about up there I have difficulty with.

I'm post menopausal, so I'm a dried up old crone. This could explain why when asked by a senior male colleague what my pronoun of choice would be, I said "hag".

@quiteathome

My goddess energy isn't working. No matter how hard I stare at the washing pile it doesn't fold itself and put itself away.

Why doesn't my goddess energy work? Do I need to go on a magic quest to get it back and a rainbow shooting vagina?

Have you tried smiling sweetly and using the hashtag "be kind"?

@Maireas

I'm post menopausal, so I'm a dried up old crone. This could explain why when asked by a senior male colleague what my pronoun of choice would be, I said "hag".

OMG please tell me this is true. What was his reply?

He lectured me about inclusion, the UN and equal rights and other stuff.
I said I'm reclaiming the term and it's my right. He told me I'm difficult and walked off.

Maireas

Maireas I love you.

My fucking goddess energy is coming out of my blue chakra today, and manifesting as a chanted litany of 'fuck you all you fucking cunts to fuck.'

I was so completely ungodessy this morning I'm worried I might be relegated to the slugs and snails category. I got up. I didn't wash / shower or brush my teeth or hair. I put on yesterday's clothes and went out of the house without putting on make up and without wearing any jewellery or accessories of any kind. Is there any helping me?

I'm trying to contain my smirking in my work canteen here. Obviously the energy is helping with that. It's not looking very energetic apart from that. Do you have to charge it up to get the fanjo rainbows Bore ?

Also what Signalbox said 😃😃

@Maireas

He lectured me about inclusion, the UN and equal rights and other stuff. I said I'm reclaiming the term and it's my right. He told me I'm difficult and walked off.

Difficult uppity woman! you should be proud.

Oh my god, @Signalbox! Surely you wore a lacey bra and some lipstick??

@Maireas

He lectured me about inclusion, the UN and equal rights and other stuff. I said I'm reclaiming the term and it's my right. He told me I'm difficult and walked off.

Maireas 😍 Your Goddess energy fuckin told him. 🖕

I'm reading Helen Lewis book about Difficult Women just now 🙂

Does wearing man pants ruin the goddess energy? Mine are so comfy though. 🤔

Boobily

@Maireas- amazing work

I feel my Goddess energy is serving me ok today. I have provided breakfasts, advised on computer game strategy (new FNAF game for the gamers out there), marvelled at the new design of stud launchers in Star Wars Lego sets, arranged a play date, supervised the making of a toastie and loaded both the washing machine and dishwasher. Feel brave, stunning AND powerful. I am however wondering how soon I am allowed a goddess energy recharge (aka nap)?

@Maireas

Oh my god, *@Signalbox*! Surely you wore a lacey bra and some lipstick??

I'm afraid I don't own any lipstick

Also I'm almost completely flat chested and have never worn a bra so I'm practically a man anyway.

It’s ok @Signalbox! Have no fears!

Apparently gender identity is not the same as gender expression which is why some non-binary women are incredibly feminine - much more so than the women they insist are CIS. It makes perfect sense that The Rules can be extrapolated out to Goddessing.

My Goddess energy is sanding a floor today. My orbital sander is blue not pink but it's not a boy's sander it's a girl's sander. It's mine, I bought it.

goddess identity is totally different from goddess expression, which differs again from doggess expression, which is woofs