It's important to emphasise that the ruling does NOT give Maya Forstater the right to . . .

[FindTheTruth]

Here are some clarifications trending on twitter! What's yours?

• It's important to emphasise that the ruling does NOT give Maya Forstater the right to finish up the last of the toilet paper without replacing it

• It's important to emphasise that the ruling does NOT give Maya Forstater the right to break into a museum and draw moustaches on all portraits

• It's important to emphasise that the ruling does NOT give Maya Forstater the right to redecorate your house if she doesn't like your wallpaper

• It's important to emphasize that the ruling does NOT give Maya Forstater the right to tempt your cat away from home with Dreamies and claim it was hers all along.

• It’s important to emphasize that the ruling does NOT give Maya Forstater the right to come round and sing opera through your front door

It's important to emphasise that the ruling does NOT give Maya Forstater the right to climb up slides with muddy shoes on, stopping the other children from playing on them properly.

• It's important to emphasise that the ruling does NOT give Maya Forstater the right to park over a dropped curb.

I WANT her to come sing opera through my front door 😁

It's important to emphasise that the ruling does NOT give Maya Forstater the right to march down to Pink News and colour everything in blue.

It's important to emphasise that the ruling does NOT give Maya Forstater the right to put all Owen Jones' toys back into his pram.

It is important to note that this judgment does not give Maya Forstaterthe right to tweet about state beaker usage reform.

• It is important to emphasise that the ruling does NOT give Maya Forstater the right to punch all the cakes in the supermarket and run away

It's important to emphasise that the ruling does NOT give Maya Forstater the right to refuse Goldsmith students' exiling of her to a gulag.

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• It's important to emphasise that the ruling does NOT give Maya Forstater the right to keep trying to recruit me into her most recent MLM squad on Facebook. I do not want to be a boss babe, thank you.

It's important to emphasise that the ruling does NOT give Maya Forstater the right to serve courgettes with a traditional Sunday roast, nor to sneak lettuce into a Greek salad.

It's important to emphasise that the ruling does NOT give Maya Forstater the right to dress Owen Jones up as a clown, buy herself an organ, and become an award winning street performer at the Edinburgh Fringe.

• It is important to emphasise that the ruling does NOT give Maya Forstater the right to lean forward in the cinema and whisper plot spoilers into the ears of the people in the row in front

It's important to note the ruling does NOT give Maya Forstater the right to dress up in a kimono and batter a fox with a baseball bat

It's important to emphasise that the ruling does NOT give Maya Forstater the right to become a magician, and saw Owen Jones in half twice a day during a sell out residency in Las Vegas.

It's important to emphasise that the ruling does NOT give Maya Forstater the right to talk about Christmas before about September.

It's important to emphasise that the ruling does NOT give Maya Forstater the right to scream at the Michelangelo in the Sistine Chapel.

@SquishySquirmy

Oh sorry inadvertently duplicated your butter in the jam jar FindTheTruth It was one of the most heinous acts I could think if and I for one am very glad this judgement does not give Maya the right to do that to my jam.

😂Oh Squishy heinous indeed

I`m enjoying these no end. The ruling does NOT give Maya Forstater the right to steal your bicycle and run down Owen Jones with it.

Great comments. Foxes

It's important to emphasise that the ruling does NOT give Maya Forstater the right to share a Daily Mail link without apologising in advance

@TedImgoingmad

It's important to emphasise that the ruling does NOT give Maya Forstater the right to tell Owen Jones he is not he messiah, he is just very naughty boy.

I think that's exactly what it DOES give! 😁

It's important to emphasise that the ruling does NOT give Maya Forstater the right to use scented sanpro.

• it is important to note that the ruling does NOT give Maya Forstarter the right to T-rex in the supermarket

It's important to emphasise that the ruling does NOT give Maya Forstater the right to break into your house and steal all of your toilet brushes.

It's important to emphasise that the ruling does NOT give Maya Forstater the right to make a post on an internet forum about her cat but not also include a picture of the cat.

• It's important to emphasise that the ruling does NOT give Maya Forstater the right to use the last of the toilet roll without getting a new one out of the cupboatd