Dear Owen Jones, we are not frightened of transgender people, we are frightened of men.

[dearoj]

There you go, fixed that for you.

@FamilyOfAliens

Tyro

You know you can just pour it over a tablespoon and stick it in your mouth, don’t you?

I have that approach to Cognac when things are going tits up.

I’d like to see you try and run across a swimming pool full of Waitrose fresh Madagascan vanilla custard

Im
have nothing intelligent to contribute to the debate, but this is quite possibly most mumsnet statement I have ever read.

@merrymouse

M-u-m-s-n-e-t

Maybe there is a hidden word in the name that explains this cult like insistence that sex has consequences and women need rights.

‘Ums’? ‘Snet’?

I think it's 'net'. We've all been ensnared.

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow

You know that other thread about Sneery teens? Nope, doesn’t remind me of anyone. Morrison’s best custard is glorious too. M&S used to do cartons of fruit compote, topped with their custard and sometimes sprinkled with sugar and brûléed. That was me and dhs posh pud in the 90s. How do we stand on rice pudding (not a non Newtonian joke) thick enough to slice or runny. And if Talcum X was a pudding what would he be?

Sago. Or is it tapioca? Always think of it as frogspawn, anyway.

I think you'd stand a better chance of running across a swimming pool full of trifle if there was a jelly layer between custard and sherry-soaked sponge. A sprinkling of flaked almonds all over the cream would increase traction.

I've got some M&S custard in the fridge. I think that may be breakfast sorted out.

@Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g

I think you'd stand a better chance of running across a swimming pool full of trifle if there was a jelly layer between custard and sherry-soaked sponge. A sprinkling of flaked almonds all over the cream would increase traction.

I've got some M&S custard in the fridge. I think that may be breakfast sorted out.

Maybe a thick cake and jelly layer and then you wade through the custard and cream.

As a non Newtonian fluid it’s both a solid and a liquid at the same time, which means you can run across a swimming pool full of it.

Pictures, or it didn’t happen.

@QueenoftheAir

As a non Newtonian fluid it’s both a solid and a liquid at the same time, which means you can run across a swimming pool full of it.

Pictures, or it didn’t happen.

Watch the video upthread! It’s awesome!

Though I was a little perturbed at the custard runner having a little taste of sad custard when it had been mixed in a cement mixer

“Said custard”

Though it was a bit sad. Especially compared with Waitrose Madagascan etc

Watch the video upthread! It’s awesome!

Ooo I’m behind, got side-tracked by LOJ in the bunker ....

And if Talcum X was a pudding, what would he be?

hmm, I'm gona say something quite bitter, and unappealing.

a stale Rumbaba from the corner shop?

@TyroTerf

I'm up for some experimenting, but all I've got is a couple of tins. Nowhere near enough to fill a small paddling pool, let alone a swimming pool. Thinking of scaling down - I've got a bowl and I've got a hamster who loves running, should be a reasonable proxy, right?

your going to end up with a hampster in custerdy

And if Talcum X was a pudding, what would he be?

Eve’s pudding, but he would have pears instead of apples and tell us all we were bigots for not accepting him as a genuine Eve.

Oh lord I'm crying with laughter. Best thread in ages, and I nominated the middle-aged taekwondo thread for classics...

I love custard. Especially if you pour it cold over a piping hot pudding. Mmm.

Also, LOJ can fuck off with his tantrum and come back to me when he's calmed himself down and speak like a rational human being.

Also, LOJ can fuck off with his tantrum and come back to me when he's calmed himself down and speak like a rational human being.

I think you’ll be in for a long wait ...

@Gncq

Please stop with your misinformation about custard, people.

You can run across oobleck which is cornstarch and water/milk of a certain ratio (and used as a base for custard if you're not making it from egg yolks).
But, oobleck is NOT custard, custard has more liquid in it, so you cannot and never will be able to run across custard.

What if the oobleck identifies as custard?

@Gncq

Please stop with your misinformation about custard, people.

You can run across oobleck which is cornstarch and water/milk of a certain ratio (and used as a base for custard if you're not making it from egg yolks).
But, oobleck is NOT custard, custard has more liquid in it, so you cannot and never will be able to run across custard.

Thank fuck someone is finally providing some much needed balance to the misinformation on this board.

Now, about this whole cult business. Let me guess, the newsletter is in the post along with my cheque from the (IIRC) American far right, right?

I don’t understand how the Guardian can continue giving him a platform, it reflects on them terribly.

I like how LOJ is allowed to gatekeep a TV series but women cannot have anything for their sex.
I hate custard and rice pudding and tapioca.

Also, LOJ can fuck off with his tantrum and come back to me when he's calmed himself down and speak like a rational human being.

Yes, that was quite the tantrum on Twitter last night wasn't it? Replies turned off as usual because of course women speaking up for themselves and responding to him is, as he puts it, 'bile'.

Prick.

I do have one question.

How much time is OJ spending on MN?

When I think about posting for the lurkers, I'll be honest and say that OJ isn't really who I think about as being a lurker.

It's hard to hear anything other than "she's a witch - burn her!" though. Same sentiment - 'they disagree with us so they must be witches a cult because obviously we're on the right side of history and we know the truth about what women think'

Maybe Talcum X would like to do a non censored, no holds barred discussion here?

How much time is OJ spending on MN?

None, I would guess.

He probably just sees tweets about posts.

I am Talcum X AMA ... lol

@Silvetmoon

I don’t understand how the Guardian can continue giving him a platform, it reflects on them terribly.

Have you read the G lately? Full on tra la la. Anyway, OJ would be a two day out of date sugar free organic Skyr.