Facemasks on for a trip to the Bluestocking

[CaraDuneRedux]

We haven't had a Bluestocking thread for fucking ages.

Anyone fancy a socially distanced, tables of no more than 6, Bluestocking?

The goat has been covid tested and the patriarchy busting canon polished up to remove all possible virus traces from its surface.

Remember, MN spans the globe, and it's always before the 10pm curfew somewhere.

@ErrolTheDragon

Is harranguage a word? I love it. Haranguage, n: the pompous language used for haranguing.

Excellent portmanteau coinage.

If not, it should be.

I'm still fond of wokescold.

Not a badger but almost as good... here is a beaver having a morning wash. I feel immensely cheered by this. www.facebook.com/hisao.kanno.39/videos/241792477344731

Germaine is much missed this evening. Can I have a pint, please? Of espresso martini. 🍸

Sorry - I was out the back chatting to the badger...
Yes, Germaine is always much missed.

A lovely cat

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Haranguage is now a word because we’re using it.

Belatedly tips the waiter for the eggs and cheese. They’ve travelled well, if I may say so.

A lovely cat

A GC cat.

That cat makes me laugh every time.

A toast to Erin’s cat! 🥂🍻

I'm thinking we should get some trays of drinks out as the pub may be busy after such an intense day.

Dreamies for the cat and champagne for me.

might I have one of your finest Pimms R0? It looks like summer even if it's arctic in the shade.

Pimms and fizz all round ladies.

Thanks very much. Shall we start a kitty

Very intense day - I shall now pause to consider some proceedings from other events today.

Nibbles and drinks appreciated. I have a range of tapas if people would like to help themselves. Usual olives, Spanish almonds, morcilla, stuffed peppers, little fish, frittata, croquetas etc. with plenty of deep-fried corn and broad beans.

Dreamies have strange ideas about charitable donations... might have thought they would choose the cats protection league or RSPCA...

I think I fancy some merlot. The tapas sound delicious EmbarrassingAdmissions.

@highame

Thanks very much. Shall we start a kitty

Don’t let me sit next to the tapas, I’ll horse the lot.

Don’t let me sit next to the tapas, I’ll horse the lot.

Help yourself. There's a reason we buy catering size quantities in this household - we won't go short by sharing them with the Bluestocking. I've just had another peek and we've ridiculous quantities of chorizo so they'll be ready in about 30mins.

Om pom tiddle om. Packet of badger scratchings and a bowl of punch please.

I have a range of tapas if people would like to help themselves. Usual olives, Spanish almonds, morcilla, stuffed peppers, little fish, frittata, croquetas etc. with plenty of deep-fried corn and broad beans.

One of each please embarrassing!

I've got the kitchen torch out - anyone up for a burnt Catalan cream?

Since there's still a bit of a nip in the air I wondered if anyone fancied a winter warmer? The fire pit is on the go too.

Maya is on Posie's you tube live if you want a convivial environment for a tipple.

Cheers Sceptical

Brought my lovely woollen throwblank (no idea which it is) and a vat of hot punch will do nicely Hecates oh sorry! it's to share. Will put it back on the bar .

Some positive stuff going on which is also helping me warm up