Facemasks on for a trip to the Bluestocking

[CaraDuneRedux]

We haven't had a Bluestocking thread for fucking ages.

Anyone fancy a socially distanced, tables of no more than 6, Bluestocking?

The goat has been covid tested and the patriarchy busting canon polished up to remove all possible virus traces from its surface.

Remember, MN spans the globe, and it's always before the 10pm curfew somewhere.

All the gin to you, littl

And paracetamol to you Dannythat’s quite a bruise you’ve got on your forehead!

I know the feeling...

In the meantime, I need paracetamol and water as a result of the banging of my head against a brick wall

I thought you meant literally for a minute

Thats because dh opened a car door on his face earlier....very funny, brick wall not so much

Not a clue why I was deleted.

Will send them an email

Let it go littl let it go it’s strictly tonight with drink and crisps. 2 bags of crisps.

Then perhaps a break into to the chocolate coins which are meant for the kids Xmas stockings 💃💃💃💃💃💃

Ouch mr rufus!

Im ashamed i found it funny midge

He once stepped on a plug and it embedded in his foot

I thought that was funny as well....I might be a psychopath

(To be fair its usually the look on his face....he walked into a low sign at sainsburys and dd and i couldn’t walk we were laughing so hard...im laughing now, hes gonna notice any minute)

Wish sainsburys had cctv

He just said it was a ‘don’t forget your bags sign’

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Well laughing is a natural response. Accident prone is he?

Poor Mr Rufus 😬 I laughed at the dog face planting today, I am also a bit mean 😂

Yep 😀😀😀😀

Dd has just pointed out that a random shopper was very worried

Family not so much

@SophocIestheFox

Poor Mr Rufus 😬 I laughed at the dog face planting today, I am also a bit mean 😂

Its hard not to 😒

Poor dog 😀

She did really dramatic limping afterwards, which made me laugh even harder, given that the drama llama had fallen on her face 🤣

🤣🤣🤣

We’re going to hell soph

Gin is much needed tonight. What a shit show

But so many brilliant women posting in the face of a few very grim posters.

A double scotch please. I have run out of steam and need a night cap please.

And chocolate too please.

Hope you got your gin and whisky persistent and wines, you earned it!

Thank you Sophocles.

I see our resident misogynist is still smearing GC woman and women's groups. It's such a creepy hobby hanging round here interjecting comments about children and sex all over the place. Bleurgh..

Yes, creepy is a good word to describe that behaviour.

Hello virtual pub! Can I have a triple vodka and lemonade please?

I think we’ve moved beyond booze and we’re in the territory where only hard drugs and lots of ‘em will do.

I’m happy to share my testosterone prescription

I love your name MaudTheInvincible It's

Btw - looking at many of the deletions on that grim thread, I wonder if women are routinely being deleted for using the word "grooming"? I got a deletion some weeks ago where I'd used it and some of the deleted posts used it if I recall correctly. I wonder whether it's a banned word (but of we don't know) and the 'under his gaze' people are using that to get women sanctioned?

I wonder whether it's a banned word (but of we don't know) and the 'under his gaze' people are using that to get women sanctioned?

It's definitely not in the guidelines, so no, it's not a banned word. I don't know whether in general there's an issue if posters on a website accuse either specific individuals or groups of criminal behaviour?