Anyway, returning briefly to the opening post.
What I want to know is when my huge cheque from the religious right is going to arrive. There's been rumours that it's in the post since, like, forever.
Also still waiting for my lesbian mail-order bride - I believe Julie Bindel was in charge of that one, but I could be mis-remembering. Dunno what I'll do with her when she arrives, mind, what with me being straight and all that - maybe she could stand in a corner and I could use her as a hat stand or something.
Also not sure whether the whole gay marriage thing will invalidate the cheque from American right-wingers thing, not to mention the fact that if I'm a woman, married to a woman, I'm not sure how we'll do the surrendered wife thing - do we both dig trenches at opposite sides of the garden, wave white flags on sticks, and surrender to each other?
All a bit confusing, really.