Shall we all self id as men?

[PamDenick]

If all the craziness continues, why don’t we all self ID as men? We don’t have to DO anything. We can dress how we want, be brave and beautiful, join the Masons (whoopee) and this would expose the madness for what it is...

We might even get a pay rise... 🤨

I’m in, I’d get an inch off my hair for a tenner rather than £50.

Cheaper razors too...

Pockets in my clothes!!

We won’t turn invisible after 45!

Facial hair can stay where it grows!

Luck just kissed us hello!

and chest hair if we're lucky

Hair dye is cheaper

We can go shirtless on a hot day.

We can use the black Bic pens.

We can have crap hobbies!

We can walk around with our hands shoved down our pants and piss all over the toilet seat. Oh and we won't be able to see dirt s

... so won't have to clean it 🙌

So much more leg and groin room on crowded trains.

We won’t have to remember our mother’s birthday!

And no one will ever shout, 'Cheer up love, it might never happen' at us ever again.

You know, in all seriousness, I'd be tempted if they bring in self I'd. It would serve the government right if loads of women did it. I'm quite stereotypically feminine, but I could just say I'm a man who likes wearing dresses and make-up, couldn't I? I don't know how my husband would feel about being in a same sex marriage though. 😄

I want all these things, where do I sign?

No one will judge us if we miss Sports Day due to work commitments...

I AM being serious, Mutton.

Sounds like a protest the French would do, might be a good one.

My husband has just come downstairs wearing my pyjamas - so maybe he'll be okay with it.

And look how good the French are at protesting...

Could I also drone endlessly on about a subject I know fuck all about, especially if the person I'm talking to is a subject matter expert?