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Sunshine and cool air

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WrathofFaeKIopp · 04/04/2020 20:44

There is special place for women and girls not far from Badley Fuckitt where there is sunshine blue skies and clean cool air.
There is a sunny terrace for sun worshippers and a shady nook for those who prefer cooler air.

With no holidays expected anytime soon, some of you will be in need for a bit of rest and recuperation.

I haven't worked out how to get there yet. The portal to Badley Fuckitt is out of action. The one that used to be in Tesco's biscuit aisle is out of action as it is undergoing deep clean.

I wonder if any of you lot possess the knowledge to find your way to this special place reserved for females only.

And the only Corona here is an ice cold beer.
Cheers. 🍺

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MotherForkinShirtBalls · 04/04/2020 20:50

Sounds like a nice place to chill. If you find the portal, I've a small gin lake I can bring to tide us over...

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WrathofFaeKIopp · 04/04/2020 20:54

Bring as much gin as you like MotherFork

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Her0utdoors · 04/04/2020 20:56

Oh stop it, I miss the real life women in my life, so much you've made me cry.

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WrathofFaeKIopp · 04/04/2020 20:59

I had a dream telling me where the portal is but I've completely forgotten where.
We could be sat here drinking your gin for a while.

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boatyardblues · 04/04/2020 21:03

The portal has been upgraded for our new housebound times. If you administer a hard, swift kick to your ironing basket/pile a temporary portal opens.

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WrathofFaeKIopp · 04/04/2020 21:06

Her0utdoors
The real life women will be with you in spirit. Flowers
Come and join us, we're sat by MotherFork's gin lake looking for signs to the portal.

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WrathofFaeKIopp · 04/04/2020 21:15

Cheers boatyardblues
My ironing pile is surprisingly low, I need to grab another pile of clothes to get the kick action right.

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TinselAngel · 04/04/2020 21:21

I don't iron so I refuse to allow the portal to be to do with that.

Can the portal be like The Fat Lady at the entrance to the Gryffindor common room in Harry Potter? She could ask us what the definition of "woman" is and if we get the answer right she lets us through.

FlockofGulls · 04/04/2020 21:21

I have Iceland frozen cherries soaking in real Russian vodka (bought in Petersburg) to offer ...

MotherForkinShirtBalls · 04/04/2020 21:27

Anyone need a top up? I can offer an optimistic strawberry gin or some old reliable tanqueray.

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WrathofFaeKIopp · 04/04/2020 21:28

Whoooooooaaaaaaaaghhhhhhh!

I swear I have just seen Kier Starmer cornered by a group of mums asking what he really thinks.

Probably just my imagination.
Or the gin, hic.

Nearly there....

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WrathofFaeKIopp · 04/04/2020 21:36

Tinsel
Oh dear i have just realised how much my ironing habit has crept back in.
I must resist the ironing chore and stay strong.

it was very satisfying to kick though.

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WrathofFaeKIopp · 04/04/2020 21:44

FlockofGulls
Real Russian vodka- very nice.

Those Iceland cherries, were they your first choice or were they the only pack left in the shop?

Asking for a friend.

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TinselAngel · 04/04/2020 21:55

I've recently bought a Soda Stream so I don't have to worry about running out of tonic.

Yes I am a genius.

aliasundercover · 04/04/2020 22:19

I have no idea what any of you are talking about, but I'm enjoying it anyway.

Please carry on :)

boatyardblues · 04/04/2020 22:47

I needed cherries earlier for a cake. I should have nipped through the portal and asked Gulls nicely. Had to make do with raspberry jam. 😕

MotherForkinShirtBalls · 04/04/2020 22:58

Tinsel but how do you flavour home made tonic? I love tonic, happy to drink it without gin.

I0NA · 04/04/2020 23:00

Red anyone ?

I also have crudities and hummus for healthy snacks.

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WrathofFaeKIopp · 04/04/2020 23:11

Are you all stocked up and ready for the off?
Is the Fat Lady ready for the all important question?
Can Tinsel carry the sodastream without losing gas on the way, this portal has a pressure thing going on to keep corona out.

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ScapaFlo · 04/04/2020 23:34

Sounds marvellous for white washing on the line, a small but significant pleasure in my little life Grin

TinselAngel · 04/04/2020 23:43

Tinsel but how do you flavour home made tonic? I love tonic, happy to drink it without gin.

With tonic syrup.

MotherForkinShirtBalls · 04/04/2020 23:45

Tinsel, that's so much more straightforward than I was expecting Grin

TinselAngel · 04/04/2020 23:47

There is the risk of running out of the tonic syrup of course but it'll take a while.

I should have made something up about quinine and witchcraft.

StarintheMorning · 05/04/2020 00:01

The portal is a shape shifter, It resembles what ever it is in your house that needs attention. No ironing pile in my house since I gave up working in an office, and DH does his own work shirts.
My portal is 5 huge crates of paperwork, bank statements, tax returns, instruction booklets for appliances we no longer have......
I also have sooooo much gin, happy to share. I’m more than ready for the off, gin check, tonic check, ice check, lemons check. I don’t think I need anything else, do I?

Lollygaggles · 05/04/2020 02:13

Am just coming to curl up near you all and I'll probably read for a bit and then nod off. If I wake up first I'll get coffee and pancakes on. Smile

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