Who wants to join me in quarantine? (Lighthearted)

[TinselAngel]

Such is the sheer amount of fuckwittery around at the moment, I find myself envious of people being quarantined.

Crisp sheets, peace and quiet, possible internet detox. What's not to like? (Assuming you don't get ill of course).

Anyone joining me?

(Or am I getting quarantine mixed up with a spa break?)

Is that what beef tea is!? 😂

In that case, mmmm yes please to Bovril, or oxo, or I'm guessing marmite in hot water, and a soothing hand on a fevered brow with deep pillows and a sinkable mattress, and a cosy duvet.

I'll do the dishes later. Soon. Inabit.

I might have to draw the line at Calves Foot Jelly (not envy).

Can I come for a bit please? I can bring a very cute kitten who loves snuggling under the duvet.

There’s Port Wine jelly and violet tea if that sounds any better Tinsel?

Hope everyone’s got a cosy bed jacket on today- it’s cold out there

I did venture out for little while but I felt a bit wobbly and came back. It was just too soon.

Me too Tea, me too. I'll just have a little lie down.....

Today I discovered a colleague spent Christmas alone in my favourite spa. Can you imagine? #lifegoals

Outgrowing your strength again MrsSnippy? Take it easy!

Wow Tinsel Christmas at a spa

Maybe we need to cut TeaAndStrumpets hair off. It helps when you're ill (not sure why).

If that's a bit drastic, maybe a nice blow dry?

Ooh, I had my long hair cut off in the autumn and I haven't been right since. Maybe it has had the opposite effect on me?
Perhaps I should go full on shaven head?

I think you are right though Tea, I have outgrown my strength indeed. I think cake might help, probably lemon drizzle. I will test my theory and report back.

Maybe you're like Samson in the Bible?

That would explain a LOT Tinsel

Thinking of the Bible, I think we should stay in quarantine until the rain has finally stopped, then send out a dove every so often.

Is that 40 days and 40 nights, or longer?

I think it's open ended. We've got a vast pantry and wine cellar here, and the mobile library comes every other day.