I know so much nonsense appears on Twitter but this just made me laugh and eye roll very hard

[Doyoumind]

There really is no end to how far some people will push their ideology.

Next they'll be telling us some men think we keep our keys up our fanjos, because apparently they waver between thinking we feel no sensation at all and thinking anything shoved up there feels great.

Hmmmm ... eyes up collection of old hatpins.....

Good evening and may I join in? I’m looking for inspiration as to what to do with my defunct reproductive system. One ovary retired to Bournemouth and took up crown green bowling and, well, I don’t like to talk about the other one....went to Marbella on a package holiday and stayed. Runs a bar now. Went a bit wild tbh. I get drunken phone calls at 3am. So, I’m left with an empty womb. I thought perhaps a garden office?

I wonder if the hat pins are the cause of the fanged fanjo myth ...

storing small items in their cleavage

I store a tampon in my bra, behind the strap, if I’m going out bag free.

money and key in a bra sounds uncomfortable?!
Still better than fanjo storage (autocucumber corrected fanjo to fangs 😂)

The OP. Some amusing subsequent posts. I am looking for GIFs of flaming pitchforks. But- I have officially reached the angry stage of female physical development.

Erm...what?

Imbeciles.

Brilliant thread. Makes me fairly misty eyed with reminiscence. I've no idea where mine is. I did a huge fanny fart in 1973 and it shot across the parquet flooring.

You should just keep it in your wardrobe like I do Datun, I bring it out for special occasions.

Alas mine is just the normal kind, no specialness for me, not even the branded version. It is the bottom shelf value baked beans equivalent.

It is the bottom shelf value baked beans equivalent.

But surely that means you must be able to do some marvellous queefs? Though you do need to be careful and don’t do a Datun! 😱

Ooh I will have tonight to try and see what it can do. I am quite excited at finding unknown talents.

🤣

I can play the flute with my womb

^ by "flute" I mean, actual musical instrument. It's not an innuendo.

As for babies well, they just came along after I played the flute really really hard.
Again, true story. Not a metaphor.

Mine is a portal to a swirling void. Which explains a lot about Ds

@Aisforharlot, you can't just post things like that with no warning. No longer sure which is tonsil and which is shrivelled ovary, I snorted so hard.

Ah, this is a lovely thread which has made the general batshittery and industrial scale gaslighting less depressing for a wee while. But yeah - a big enough eyeroll is physiologically impossible.

Thank you all for the thread. Brilliant!

I can stop pissing myself laughing (literally and figuratively) whilst trying to get the 2 yr old to bed

If you have any ideas of how to help stop a 3 x trauma’d pelvic floor do what it does when laughing - I’d be grateful.

No stop. We all have different anatomy so you don’t know what I’m talking about!

On the small chance that you do - don’t mention Always !! 😉

I have been storing the bell from Big Ben in mine while they do the renovations. It’s a bit of a tight fit mind. I’m a bit worried about what will happen up there on Brexit day.

I'd be worried too AltogetherAndrews. You're going to feel like a human slot machine with everyone bunging a bob for a Big Ben bong up your minge.

I know, Boris could have at least consulted with me first.

It’s bad form to crowdfund someone else’s reproductive system.