I know so much nonsense appears on Twitter but this just made me laugh and eye roll very hard

[Doyoumind]

There really is no end to how far some people will push their ideology.

(clutches pearls)

ooh thanks reminded me to do my kegels

Not RTWT ; some reading ...'A Womb Of My Own '
'Womb with a View'

Like this? www.dhresource.com/0x0s/f2-albu-g4-M00-A8-C3-rBVaEFe5wX-AN_3oAAGSHWMBh58936.jpg/space-astronaut-pet-cat-carrier-backpack-bubble-window-for-kitty-puppy-small-dog-outdoor-breathable-travel-pc-bag-case.jpg

Perfect @TheProdigalKittensReturn !

It seems Casey Jenkins was ahead of us all, with her vaginal knitting. Apologies for the DM link.

Lovely !

Does she only knit in white?

I hope it does not catch on with the cafe knitting groups.

I certainly won't be suggesting it at any of the knitting groups I go to!!

Lol. Brilliant.

Holy fuck, STD! I ended up reading that article, just to find out if she used a fresh one, every day. I was seriously concerned about just how much she was storing up there and for his long.

How long

That bit about 'the wool is heavy and you have to yank at it' is going to live with me now.

mine is Keyser Soze

Having read the link in the OP, I just rolled my eyes so hard they both fell out. If only I had a suitable storage receptacle...

Boris says there are illegal migrants in mine, andcthis is why we need Brexit

Do you think they really believe this?

I dont know what to say.

How can you be this dim.

My eyes are streaming with mirth and I can't eye-roll, dammit! 🤣🤣

... though this sort of thing isn't all that funny. People used to be ashamed of ignorance; people wanted to know things!! 🤦‍♀️

I think we know now why women’s clothing lacks pockets.

No, but seriously, DD had a PC bf for a bit and he told her how they had arrested a woman and popped her in a cell overnight. She'd been searched, but in the morning in the cell with her was a mobile phone, charger and a now-empty can of lager.

Pockets? Who needs them?

There was something on Twitter a while ago taking the piss out of a novel written by a man which had a plot point the fact that a woman went out without a bag and she was able to do this because she was carrying her credit card in her vagina

There was something on Twitter a while ago taking the piss out of a novel written by a man which had a plot point the fact that a woman went out without a bag and she was able to do this because she was carrying her credit card in her vagina

Bah. Bring back hats and hatpins. Ladies would be armed and respectable! 👑👒 I could garrotte importuners with my handy rope of pearls!

I've heard of some women storing small items in their cleavage (note - don't do this, heat isn't good for your phone), but...

There was something on Twitter a while ago taking the piss out of a novel written by a man which had a plot point the fact that a woman went out without a bag and she was able to do this because she was carrying her credit card in her vagina

OOoooh. That is the most leg-crossing thing I've read today, just the thought of trying to wedge it up there..... ow.

I used to put my money and key in my bra for a night out sometimes