I know so much nonsense appears on Twitter but this just made me laugh and eye roll very hard

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There really is no end to how far some people will push their ideology.

I re knit mine every couple of years. Currently in a fetching blue mohair but it's starting to shed a bit so thought I'd go for a more complex fair isle design in cream, reds and greens.

I suppose they think a bicornate uterus comes from fairy land and grants wishes and a retroverted one wears afghan coats & smells of patchouli.

I love all of you.

Crying here

God, I love Mumsnet...

I have a shocking cough at the moment, and this thread really isn't helping.

Kittens! (Can I come to your house?)

Mine is reproduction Queen Anne style - button backed and trimmed with braid. I do think it’s a bit dated now though - might get the Changing Rooms team in and see if they can turn it into a zen chill pod instead.

Mine didnt have much of a reproductive purpose. But by a random stroke of luck somehow the doctors guessed that the frozen embryos would be better off in it than in my husband so there's that.

What is the purpose of a reproductive system if its not to reproduce?

You might have a reproductive system which is faulty and prevents you from reproducing but the purpose of your reproductive system is still to reproduce.

Plastic surgery created 'penises' and 'virginas' are not part of a reproductive system as they are purely cosmetic, and not reproductive organs. The only purpose they are designed for if for appearance, even if that gets botched.

Someone needed to pay more attention in biology lessons.

The 7.53 billion people on the planet right now were born via female reproductive systems.
That's a lot of evidence of the same 'shared purpose!'

I wanted to keep mine on factory settings and let it tick over. However DH has messed with it and it has gone all weird.

It has produced two other separate units, overheated and now it’s rattling.

Does anyone know if there’s a reset button?

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"Mummy???!!!!!"

"Yes darling?"

"Where do babies come from?"

"Errr mm, I'll tell you when you are a bit older sweetheart"

"But Mummmmmmy???!!"

"What darling?"

"I'm 25 years old now"

Oh I am loving that Twitter thread. Some of the response are brilliant.
How can anyone read that tweet and agree...oh wait one of them has. 🤣🤣

I think mine has an infinity pool. Something keeps leaking when it's shaken up.

I had mine sandblasted and now it's a Marie Kondo style space.

had mine sandblasted

crosses legs

The NHS should stop funding gynaecologists like the stopped funding homeopathetists cos they practice made up woo.

I keep an emergency door key in mine. More security conscious than under a rock in the garden. Plus it makes DP a bit more careful.

Do you think this is the problem pandas have?

If reproductive systems dont reproduce that's over population solved.

Oh wait hang on, who is going to care for me in old age and generate my pension income?

Hang on a second, if reproductive systems dont reproduce what the hell is that 5 year old thing asleep in my spare bedroom?

#askdrwho

My gynaecologist showed me a picture of mine after she had to take it out when it refused to let go of my placenta. It looked a bit like an alien or an ancient fossil!

Mine is pretty rubbish at building babies, but it is shaped like my favourite dinosaur and plays music when I squeeze my belly, so I'm pretty happy with it

Well that would explain things more logically. Gynaecologists are actually alien invaders who have infiltrated earth randomly selecting their unwitting victim through the NHS.

Their alien leader Jeremy Hunt (note the name - it was an in joke amongst the aliens) was recently deposed and replaced by Matt Hancock (again note the ever so unsubtle alien joke in the name).

Solved it.

Must post this to Chris Chibnall, as it'd make an excellent script with its moralistic woke message for viewers.

Well it is true that the average human has half a cock, half a womb and one boob.