I know so much nonsense appears on Twitter but this just made me laugh and eye roll very hard

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There really is no end to how far some people will push their ideology.

I got a couple of those stick on lights and made it into a play oven for the kids.

There's loads of ideas on Pinterest.

Mine tried to kill me so I LTB.

Mine is like a great big baby shaped mold. You just have to pump silicone up it, I'll do a few cartwheels to get any air pockets out, and BOOM! Baby.

This explains the whole stork thing. The stork doesn't bring the baby, it brings the womb!

Biological sex has no relation to biological sex, and anyone who thinks there is a link is a bigot.

I'm not sure if mine looks like my mate's cos, you know, boundaries.

It doesn't work the same. Mine has been a bit temperamental at times, has a dodgy exhaust function.

When it comes to purposes, though, all it's ever done is produce babies. I dunno, it's a reproductive system, have I missed a trick? Could I really have been baking buns in it? I thought that was just a metaphor...

Absolutely crackers, several sandwiches short of a picnic, not even trying to hide the madness.

I haven’t used my uterus for much except childbirth and globby blood production, but I use my ovaries for shooing the cat off the table or wherever. I can shoot an ova with pinpoint accuracy at distances of up to 15 meters if I’m at the right phase of my cycle.

I once went to a gynaecologist and he asked about my periods, if I'd ever given birth, how I'd given birth etc. He then concluded 'so your profile as a woman is good'. I didn't know wtf to make of it

I’ve got for neutral walls so I can change up the colour scheme with rugs/cushions etc depending on the gender of the baby I’m gestating at the time.

I had mine all bricked up and a gas fire put in.

I’d love to run that statement past a farmer.

WTAF?

Post meno so mine's retired now and bores on about what flowers to plant for spring, and the price of corned beef.

If there is no reproductive system common to females, how do anatomy textbooks work then? And doctor training? Are they told the cadaver they are training on will likely be no help in dealing with future patients?

We should be told!

These comments are gold!

If uteruses, ovaries, Fallopian tubes, cervixes etc aren’t common to females then does that mean they’ve all just been randomly assigned but by pure chance they all ended up in females? those are some pretty amazing odds.

I've turned my womb into a wood burning stove, you should see my farts. Was a bit too warm when I was menopausal but it's settled now.

I don't often love being a woman, but this thread almost makes it worthwhile.

I don’t understand how someone can think this. The proof that female anatomy works alike (even if not all components are working as expected or at all) is there in medicine. We know what we know and treat how we treat because females are the same when it comes to reproduction.

According to TRAs and other misogynists shouldn't mine have stopped working by now? I'm 46. Could still set your calendar by it. At this rate I'm going to have to convert it into some sort of engine to save on heating bills (at least until menopause finally arrives).

“Or with the same purpose”

I think the clue is in the name reproductive system. Which reproductive systems are designed with a non reproductive purpose?

I took bagpipe lessons and up=cycled mine. It carries a lovely tune.

I’m renting mine out as a single bed flat in the city. No smokers or pets.

I ♡ you all!

Brilliant thread