Is this the worst Twitter take ever?

[TinselAngel]

If my best mate told me she had a penis growing out of her back I'd expect her to at least huskily demand I open my mind and start the reactor.

I'd always assumed that "If my aunt had a dick she'd be my uncle" was just a turn of phrase rather than a supposedly serious philosophical proposition.

I think that's the sound of a barrel being scraped.

I don't even get it?!

If a woman had a penis on her back I would call her a woman with a penis on her back.

I genuinely don't understand how anyone can say otherwise? The answer is in the question 'if a woman'

Has anyone in the history of the world ever been born with a penis on their back? I don’t understand the point he is trying to make.

If a woman had a penis on her back I would call her a woman with a penis on her back.

It's a pretty big "if"!

Maybe he's heard of vanishing twins but misunderstood.

Is a penis a flap of skin? I thought it was a reproductive organ essential to make babies.

Silly me.

JFC I'd call her deformed...unfortunate, a unique medical case on an absorbed twin perhaps...

It's like Chandler's third nipple. It shouldn't be there.

I'm not sure what point is being made, is there a point?

Look at this truly excellent reply:

twitter.com/IzTerf/status/1215008009916518400

Can't say I'd ever call a penis a "flappy piece of skin" either, unless I really wanted to make the owner of said penis feel bad.

Is it like the mouse with the ear on its back?

is there a point?

I the point is that we're terrible bigots and should shut up.

Dear Kevin

My uterus has a finger growing out of it. Just for you.

Best

Lang

Lol
A flappy piece of skin might not determine gender but a penis is a pretty decent indicator of sex

It looks like he’s just some random actor / ex-jockey from California? I’d hardly expect anything inciteful from someone whose clearly not involved with any previous conversation about gender issues.

If a baby girl was born with a penis growing out of her back I'd expect the doctors to be horrified and arrange for the baby girl to have it surgically removed. I've never heard of a woman being born? With or without a penis on the back?

What a bloody stupid tweet.

I... I.. I normally have a better way with words, but I'm boggled by this notion that penises randomly appear anywhere on the body and are just flappy pieces of skin.

I mean, I know that these people have repeatedly underlined that 'science' means 'a really cool idea from a SciFi show I watch on cable, plus a pretty chart with lots of colours' but, still...

Maybe this unfortunate woman is a unicorn?

Maybe it's meant to be a sexy version of the poor ear on back mouse. For those with a rather unique idea of "sexy".

Perhaps he thinks some men have random labia growing on their left shoulders too.

Yeah, I think discovering a floppy penis on anyone's back is one of the least sexy notions ever.

It would be even worse for missing the toilet when peeing.

I'm taking it that he means the penis on the back of a woman is weird, but I'm not sure where he is trying to go from there.

Sir Thomas More got it. According to Nursie.

Not quite the same, but awwww...