Is this the worst Twitter take ever?

[TinselAngel]

LangCleg My uterus has a finger growing out of it. Just for you.

Made my day

Dunno, it's a close call

You ok sis?

So that's why they're so angry at Rowling - she's bogarting all the wizards who they need to give them surgery via wand.

Oh cool, another quote from RelationshipPurposesRobin!

Well found pencils 😁

I was mystified earlier by references to back penis on twitter.
Lang is the adorable one, and so is her finger.

Wouldn't you call that a tail?

I love the hypothetical from the mermaid guy, too. That's right, sir, if you saw a lady in half and just sew half a haddock on her, you are definitely going to have a functioning mermaid, i have no idea why no one hasn't tried that.

What makes it a penis? If it doesn't function as a penis, I'm going to go ahead and call it a "growth".

That's a fine contender you found @PencilsInSpace. I guess now we have to believe this Victorian fake taxidermy mermaid is actually a real mermaid, because someone made it?

Twitter is really just an opportunity for people to demonstrate how stupid they are, isn't it? Before Twitter they might have gone through life passing as normal and now their idiocy is exposed to the entire world.

Robin "not for relationship purposes" Green! Never stop being you, Robin

I have just been reading the 'ick thread' and my main response is that a penis growing out of a woman's back is probably not even the ickiest thing I've seen since breakfast.

Haddock would be a bit small. Maybe half a dolphin? Or are they too big? Porpoise? 🤔

Sexequality, dolphins are mammals, so the resultant surgical hybrid wouldn’t have any fish in it - would that disqualify it from being a mermaid? Maybe it could identify as a transmermaid?!
The remarks about a penis just being a flap of skin reminded me of the old joke:
What do you call the useless flap of skin on the end of a penis?
A man!

Tuna then?

No matter how much cosmetic surgery you give an elephant it stays an elephant.

Honestly, it's just getting plain silly now.

Would Robin consider a female mermaid for relationship purposes?

Interesting he knows what a woman is, when you're in need of someone to have a fishtail magically attached to her by a wizard.

Can transwomen be turned magically into mermaids by a wizard?
Hmm... So many questions....

Robin "not for relationship purposes" Green!

If anyone missed this (2 years ago ), here's the tweet.

Yet if the surgeon and/or wizard bestowed a tail (origin of which to be determined!) upon a man they'd be a merMAN not a mermaid.

Perhaps this isn't all complete nonsense though, and in fact the flappy back-penis is actually a dorsal fin?

I think you’re all being a bit mean to Kevin. Of course what he said is silly, irrational, impossible, etc.
... but really, it’s not that much sillier than saying that transwomen have ‘female penises’, is it?

Robin "not for relationship purposes" Green!

I thought the name was familiar. Robin is the gift that keeps on giving, isn't he?

RobinGreen

If a surgeon gave a woman a fishes tail it most certainly not make her a mermaid.

Mermaids can breathe underwater , it would just make her a woman with a fishes tail.

I'm sure the actual Mermaids Gender as the body responsible for mermaids would feel that's a rather exclusionary definition of a "mermaid". #notallmermaidscanbreatheunderwater

Someone open a window for this poor boy! Or better yet buy him a bike. He's clearly lost his mind porn screen-staring. You know, the modern way.

Maybe it's meant to be a sexy version of the poor ear on back mouse

Justin Timberlake foresaw this!