Mumsnet - worst in society!

[Bittermints]

Dearie me.

How the hell have you managed that stealth? I’d broken at least four laws before I turned 18, and that’s only the laws I know about...

I am the worst. I just popped round to Hawkeyes house and stole her secret stash of chocolate

I love being the worst in society.
If I’m one of the worst then rapists, murderers, terrorists etc can’t be that bad.
In fact I’m off to use my ‘worst in society privilege’ and go out on my own after dark.

Brecon I think the truth may be even more horrid than you fear.
They do not use soap. They fear it will peel off their manly skin.

Bernard
will there be a uniform

Yes
There will be compulsory wearing of purple.

Therefore I will wearing orange

I will be wearing

Ffffffs

Kia Ora, from the worst of the worst In New Zealand. So proud to be counted amongst your honourable company. I am sure my fellow Kiwis will agree. Those who are afraid of the truth will always vilify the truth sayers.

I screen-banned a teenager today. I am undoubtedly literally the worst in society.

I cannot claim to be the real thing. Not compared to Chris Grayling, Momo, people who fraudulently park in P&C spaces in supermarket car parks Et al.

But I identify as the worst.

So I am.

Victoria, I have been adulterating all bathwater with Matey-type bubbles in a typically feminist attempt to ensure at least some soapiness reaches their skin. These are the depths I'm prepared to sink to. Worst in society is bang on.

Towel That is literal violence and they will literally not survive.

Ive nicked the last beer from the fridge

Im going daaaahn

The worst in society = euphemism for women we haven't managed to silence yet.

I was silent for nearly a decade. Fuck that. The emotional abuse and blackmail isn't something I wish to be hostage too.

I self identify as a believer in biological reality. Not pandering to a fantasy that can never be lived up to and eats away at families and society in the process.

If thinking of the worst impact and unintended consequences on society makes me the worst in society then bring it on.

Meh. I get called the worst mum in the world about 3 times a week. Just being part of the worst in society is a bit of a demotion for me tbh. Not sure I like it.

You are the worst.

I wore something that was shamefully inappropriate when picking my tween up earlier. I was in the car and it wasn't visible but still...
Mea culpa.

Im reading this thread instead of making dinner and doing the dishes. WORST

Nah unfortunately its no 'I see them as real women except for relationship purposes'. I always get hopeful when reading twitter threads that that fine specimen of a man shows up to educate us

Worst in society..lovely. And all as we acknowledge biology.

Are MN worse than Fairplay for Women though, because they were likened to the KKK by one Rachel McKinnon.

scalliondays so true. I have actually destroyed all of said teenager's friendships and he will have no way to get help with knowing what homework to do and so will be in constant trouble. All in one week. I am so evil I didn't even blink. Apparently saying "You haven't even properly admitted it or apologised yet" is some kind of evil genius mind game that results in a sort of spluttering grunting sound being emitted. Worst in society. That's me. Not him, 'cause he's got no phone so no society innit?

Worst in England, I love it!

Have we send thousands of disabled people to an untimely death by withdrawing their benefits? No!

Did we lie to the British public in order to push the UK in to a financial disaster from which we would personally profit? No!

Did we cause wars in other countries so our best buddies across the Atlantic could secure some oil? No!

What did we do then?

We noted that male and female people exist, and that what makes someone a woman isn't some supposed innate tendency toward 1950's feminine stereotypes.

For this we are 'the worst'.

Get away with you Robin and your testiria.

McKinnon is awfully busy right now explaining to Sharron Davies that it's an anti-science myth that male-bodied people have a performance advantage over females. Funnily enough Shazza's not even bothering to engage.

I'm going to hack into YouTube videos and make mumsnet posts pop up in the middle of peppa pig.

In your face momo, bloody amateur

TRAs truly have underestimated how much mothers will fight to protect children. They have underestimated women in general.

Because they believe we actually are the women they fantasise themselves to be.

Hawkeye 🍷