Mumsnet - worst in society!

[Bittermints]

Dearie me.

Can we have this on a t-shirt? Please?

Oh.

I was hoping this was someone coming to give us a jolly good telling off again. I was all set.

Bum.

Damn those pesky women. Bless him.

I mean Christ almighty how privileged do you have to be to think that way?

Honestly, I am part of a scourge. The seedy underbelly of decent society. A festering sore on the fabric of all that is good. A disgu... oh, hold on, I'm reading the notes about Twitter. As you were.

Did you have your list of bird puns at the ready buzz?!

Bird puns. The new breakfast cereal.

This place is a feckin' sewer.

The only thing that could make that funnier is Robin’s ma pitching up and telling him she’s a mumsnetter

Have we plumbed new depths?

It's how it works though isn't it.

Half men. The best bit.

Half women. The worst bit.

They aren't exactly reinventing the wheel (of stupidity).

Daft stuff like this is a tonic, though, isnt it? In the midst of all the really heavy duty misogyny, we get the lightweight hyperbole to bat around like cats with a dead mouse.

I'm still dead

GOD YOU LITERAL NAZIS

About time to change the "by parents for parents" tagline, then.

OMG, my whole life I have been one of the most boring people in the world. I have never smoked a cigarette, never broken a law, never got a parking ticket.

Yet I am proud to be one of the 'worst!'

Never been prouder

mumsnet
the literal worst.

mumsnet
the literal worst
now eat your greens...

Mumsnetters...another proud' worse than...' here

Dregs. The lot of ya

Can we get one of those stamps, like they have on frozen food?

Instead of "reviewed by Mumsnet" it could be a rosette of "literal worst in show" or something?

I suggest pink, because that is a lady colour, obviously.

Only reason I joined

Streetshirts is our friend.

Another boy-man with mummy issues...Think he needs to have a look at Propaganda used when suffragettes were trying to get the vote e.g. make out they were bad/fallen women & terrible wives/mothers or, if that failed, portray them as ugly/unlovable/spinsters of this Parish....Or go a bit further back to see some scold's bridles for wives & ducking stools for witches.
Saying Mumsnetters are the "worst in society" is all part n parcel...

Not to mention being likened to antivaxxers!

Has Robin been speaking to my sons?

When I make them clean up the sitting room they're pretty sure that I'm the worst in society

and I do bird puns on the side