Mumsnet - worst in society!

[Bittermints]

Dearie me.

I just ate some of DSs Halloween chocolate (yes we’ve still got some hanging around). It was horrible.

I judged a poodle today. I also took a packet of biscuits from my sister’s house.

Will this horror never end???

I'm glad I've been outed as the worst. The world only sees a middle-aged boring mother limping blamelessly and dutifully through life. The sordid facts are that not only have I not washed a bath towel for days, but I've been conducting a sinister secret experiment to see how long it will take a male family member to reach across and open a new bar of bath soap. I'm still using my extensive but girly Christmas stash. They've been apparently eking out slivers of old soap since Sunday, the lazy articles.

Is that the "Twaw except for relationship purposes" guy?

If it is I understand his point. Given that men are most afraid of women laughing at them etc.

We’re over 50% of society, love, so good luck with that.

DH just looked at me funny. I'm silently shaking with laughter at this thread and the sofa is vibrating.

Also feel that I should point out that no fucker on this thread has Thought of the Children. Shameful!!

I judged a poodle today

Professionally or in a silent, eyebrow raising way?

Silent scorn.

also Glinner 'recruits' from the worst in society

hands up who knew they'd been recruited by Glinner?

will there be a uniform?

if there's barracks I wouldn't put it past you lot to piss in the communal showers

hands up who knew they'd been recruited by Glinner?

Well you know what it’s like. You’re in Little Tesco And you get a tap on the shoulder...

Mumsnet the worst.
Really Robin?
Are you absolutely sure about that?

I've just been wandering around a needlecraft show.

Now I'm the worst in society.

How did that happen?

The worst in society . If we all stopped what we do day in day out “society” would fucking collapse

I know there are spilled rice Krispies under the sofa. The hoover is next to the sofa. Both will be in the same place tomorrow because of Mumsnet.#slattern #worst

Jolly good!

I keep coming back to this thread for the laughs, so much humour here.

Although stealing Doritos is very low even by worst in the world standards. I'm all for second chances so redemption is possible if you repent and they weren't tangy cheese flavoured

TRA's the gift that keeps on giving.

Stealing Doritos is bad, but bragging about it to those of us who don't have any is worse.

I accidentally made bolognese using lamb instead of beef.

And still made everyone eat it.

Literally the worst.

Cheers, fellow dregs

I judged a poodle today

I call that shocking.

Shocking I tell you.

Robin
You might think this larking about will stop soon.
Don't bet on it, some of us are up all night and up early too.

Snort..

I have a secret stash of chocolate in a cupboard.
The DC don't know about it.
I eat it when they're not looking.

I am the worst in society. Literally.

Mothers have long been the worst in society. After 24 years of motherhood I am used to it now. lol