Courting the far right is wrong.... part two

[CaptainKirksSpookyghost]

Previously:
Posie is bad, bad and bad.
Sodastream's are under whelming
We need to be nice for the bigger boys to like us.
Camp Coffee is revolting
Evidence is never presented for why our leader and saviour is bad.
Mr frosty is crap, all agree
TimeLady's mum made a camp Coffee cake back in the day.
Also a coffee kisses recipe is found.
The alt-right are mentioned a lot.
Paul McCartney gets a mention
So does Terry Pratchett's discworld.
Mr Fruity is remembered and discussed.
Nazi's were mention by early.
We were told we "need a common enemy"
(Why we need this is presently unknown.)

And now the exciting conclusion....

I suspect it changed to plastic when the Sikh soldier decided to sit down.

I read somewhere he actually had back problems from carrying around crates of the glass bottles. Health and safety had a word so they changed over to plastic.

Yet another job changed thanks to health and safety!

I'm 5 pages in and we're already back to Early not understanding what a religious organization is. I need some non-Camp coffee if we're going to do this again.

Was he a Sikh soldier or a Gurhka? As the latter were disbanded relatively recently and that could be why the soldier had to take the weight off/ retire early.

Such a shame plastic has replaced glass. Returnable Camp Coffee jars - now there’s a thing!

You can’t return a bottle until it’s empty and I refuse to believe anyone ever anywhere has actually consumed an entire bottle of Camp.

Camp in a plastic bottle?

I prefer a tent.

As a pedant, I am delighted with swhittle and will be applying the biro to forms with great pleasure.

I refuse to believe anyone ever anywhere has actually consumed an entire bottle of Camp.

Challenge accepted, my good woman.

As I write, I’m sipping a Camp Bourgeois, a milk-based non-alcoholic cocktail of my own creation. Camp in milk over ice, muddled with Monin vanilla.

Just need a soldier or two to go with.

I’m not sure how one courts the far right. Does one ask for its hand in marriage, or is is the same as fronting court, to go to court in the name of the far right? Not planning to do either, just thought I’d ask.

I think you ask its father for permission to take it out for tea and a stroll through Regents Park, with a suitable chaperone along of course.

I think we ask it if it gets its tits out for the lads.

(Too much? I'll get my coat.)

I think it depends which class you identify as and also if you identify as northern or southern if you go with AAK’s approach or Langs.

Something like this?

FWR: You dancin'?

RW: You askin'?

FWT: I'm askin'.

RW: I'm dancin'.

Let's stonk!

I've had a thought. What if the far right turn us down?
We're assuming they're open to being courted.
I can't face the rejection, so I'm not going to even ask

I might sit here demurely and wait to be approached.
What would the far right use to win me over? We don't have much in common except buzz cuts.
I have a feeling this love is not meant to be.

I've had a thought. What if the far right turn us down? There is always the conservative religious somethingorothers. Failing that, the kennel club?

Failing that, the kennel club?
What are you insinuating? I'm not that bad a catch

might sit here demurely and wait to be approached. You are right. Far more ladylike. But are you allowed to say "no"?

^Failing that, the kennel club?
What are you insinuating? I'm not that bad a catch^

Sorry, missed that you are 'FlyingOink' We need to talk to the rare breeds trust or something.

I guess I'd count as a rare breed. I'm not very ladylike though.

You can’t return a bottle until it’s empty and I refuse to believe anyone ever anywhere has actually consumed an entire bottle of Camp

We used to put it in cake, back in the day. I never came across it until the Coffee Shortages when people were buying coffee and chicory and drying out dandelion roots.

I've had a thought. What if the far right turn us down?

They won't and if they try, we'll neg them.

The thought of feminists negging the far right for a date is... childishly amusing.

Neg the far right

Twitter doesn't want you. Nor does FB. Nobody really likes you, you know. Feminists only want you to stand against self ID. We're just using you for our political aims.

those jack boots make you look a bit fat

but your trench coat is nice