Looking snug in the gulag

[hackmum]

Don't know about anyone else, but I'm starting to look forward to my re-education in the gulag. Not only will it be full of fabulous Mumsnetters, but Martina Navratilova will be there, along with Jenni Murray, Janice Turner, Julie Bindel, Kathleen Stock, Graham Linehan and now Robert Webb. In other words, some of the coolest people I can think of.

Anyone else want to join me?

Me 😎😎

Budge up on the GC bench. 🤝

I'll bring the wine

I'm in.

I’m there.

Me too. Who wouldnt want to?!

I'm in. I'm making Old Fashioneds for Christmas too, which seems nice and appropriate

I'm in. Any mini stollen?

James Kirkup must surely have earned his ticket by now. Looking forward to it.

Yes I’m in! It sounds ace!

I'm in.

Not sure how the re education will go though, there will definitely be some sniggering at the back when they bring the jellly babies out with this class.

Is there a salt mine? We can turn it into a tourist attraction.

www.krakowcard.com/blog/amazing-pictures-wieliczka-salt-mine

Me, DP and DS are in it would seem.

I’ve a cupboard full of booze and I’ll bring games consoles to entertain the kids. I’ll also bring my guitars. Music is a powerful subversive media.

I like to bite the heads off jelly babies

I like to bite the heads off jelly babies
Your brain jelly babies or your biology jelly babies?

Started off just dh and I but after a recent dinner party 3 other couples will need to be accommodated plus my family. Hope there’s lots of room!

Any mini stollen?

I'm in. I hear the gulag is great for weight loss.

Can I bring the cat? I promise I she won't self ID as a rabbit. I have some very very nice Gin.

I'm in.

Oh, that's right. The cat. Not to worry: he self-identifies as a cat and is looking forward to everyone welcoming him as their Feline Overlord.

(What can I say? Being male AND a cat he has Issues.)

I have both jelly babies and stollen, oddly enough. I’ll chuck them in the bag.

I'm in too. We can decorate with Sandy Draws Badly pictures.

I'm in.

I'll bring my special lady skillz of curtain making and doily arranging, because home making is what women are naturally good at, right?

Can Jane Clare Jones do our newsletter?

I have expensive organic cheese & crackers & lots of wine