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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

Rachael McKinnon-another gem from the "you couldn't make it up" guidebook.

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BertrandRussell · 01/11/2018 08:40

Basically, lesbians should lie back and think of England.

Rachael McKinnon-another gem from the "you couldn't make it up" guidebook.
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Gncq · 01/11/2018 22:58

I love cock. I love how men smell and I love how certain male voices sound.

But people like RM are completely and utterly repellant. I could never be attracted to any male who considers themself to have a "lady dick". Even if they were God's gift in attractiveness I would find nothing attractive about them. I feel so sorry for the lesbians out there who are expected to "cope" with these creeps in order to fit in.

FermatsTheorem · 01/11/2018 22:59

Sadly, I've never met a cock that wasn't attached to... well, a larger cock. But I'm quite willing to believe I haven't enjoyed the best sampling.

I'm reminded of a very dear (and sadly deceased) male friend of mine who, after a long shift, was so knackered he let a pint of beer slide through his grasp and break on the floor. He looked down at it sadly and said "I've always wanted a 5'10" cock, and now I am one..."

Datun · 01/11/2018 23:06

I'm with you DuggeesWooOOooggle. I'd deffo pick cock over fanny, but I don't faint with desire over the sight of one.

But a cock pretending to be female organ is definitely, and forever, out of the equation.

And that's fine. Because sexual preference is, by its very nature, discriminatory.

It's NORMAL.

itsbritneybiatches · 01/11/2018 23:21

If I went to bed with someone whom I'd of been dating, as a straight women, i would expect to see a cock.
I'd want to see a cock ffs.

A lady garden would not do it for me no matter how much the person said they identified as male.

Soz. There's nothing wrong with that and I'm not transphobic but there are things you can do and have done to you with a cock that a vag just can't do. 🤦🏽‍♀️.

It's just life and facts of life.

TinselAngel · 01/11/2018 23:26

When I said that I'm a "liker of cock" Duggees,I guess what I meant was that I require anybody I have sex with to be attached to an actual one and to "present" (🙄)as a man. I don't have pictures of them on my wall or anything. 

TinselAngel · 01/11/2018 23:29

You can try and be clear and still not be in this current dystopian nightmare!

I mean whilst cocks in the abstract don't turn me on. I expect my sexual partner to be a man who was born with one and who likes to use it enthusiastically. If that makes me a penis fetishist, mea culpa.

FermatsTheorem · 01/11/2018 23:30

Yes, cocks are very Bauhaus - "form follows function" and all that. Not something one would stick up pics of as an aesthetic experience. But as a tactile experience, the right one, in the right place, attached to the right man... Grin

Datun · 01/11/2018 23:39

I don't have pictures of them on my wall or anything.

🤣

TinselAngel · 01/11/2018 23:55

Or do I?

(I don't )

7Days · 02/11/2018 00:07

Bauhaus Cocks - thanks Fermats think you've just given me my new band name

thatwouldbeanecumenicalmatter · 02/11/2018 00:50

I’m sorry but when ever I read the phrase ‘woman’s brain’ I can help ‘in my mind in the theatrical style of Tom Baker’s ship captains character out of Blackadder.

Rachael McKinnon-another gem from the "you couldn't make it up" guidebook.
thatwouldbeanecumenicalmatter · 02/11/2018 00:51

Ffs *I can’t help but ‘hear’ it in my mind

Prawnofthepatriarchy · 02/11/2018 02:02

I must be weird because I actually find some erections aesthetically pleasing. The proportions are important - not too thin, not too squat (I remind myself of Goldilocks) - but the right cock can be a thing of beauty to my eyes.

If I were any sort of sculptor I'd make myself three with wings and have them flying across my wall, like the ducks people had back in the day.

MrsChanningTatum · 02/11/2018 05:31

Gross!!
She sounds like a vile sexual predator.
Her tweet reeks of misogyny. It’s very apparent that she hates women.

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NotBadConsidering · 02/11/2018 05:48

I can’t help thinking of Hilda Ogden now, changing her three flying ducks to three flying cocks, and Stan coming home and saying “What the bloomin’ heck are they on my wall?!”

Prawnofthepatriarchy · 02/11/2018 06:55

I was indeed thinking of Hilda Ogden and her ducks. Grin

EmpressAdultHumanFemale · 02/11/2018 07:07

Didn't she call them her Muriel? Grin

TheHarpySings · 02/11/2018 08:39

Cope? COPE?!

Ffs leave the lesbians alone you creep. Sticking feathers in your arse doesn’t make you a peacock.

Gncq · 02/11/2018 09:05

Prawn Grin

Rachael McKinnon-another gem from the "you couldn't make it up" guidebook.
kesstrel · 02/11/2018 09:09

LauraMipsum Flowers It's sad and infuriating that society is still making it so difficult for lesbians and gay adolescents and young people.

Avegemitesandwich · 02/11/2018 09:57

Because sexual preference is, by its very nature, discriminatory.

Thsi! The whole point of 'sexual orientation' is that it isn't 'inclusive'.

And I hate the way all three misogynists say all this shite but then add on the end 'oh but of course you don't have to have sex with anyone you are not comfortable with'...Yeah right.

ErrolTheDragon · 02/11/2018 10:12

Seems some people can't discriminate (meaning 2) between the two meanings of 'discrimination':

  1. the unjust or prejudicial treatment of different categories of people, especially on the grounds of race, age, or sex.
  2. recognition and understanding of the difference between one thing and another.

People who are not bisexual are not 'unjust' or 'prejudicial' in being able to tell the difference between males and females and only wishing to have sex with one or t'other.

Avegemitesandwich · 02/11/2018 10:15

And I hate the way all three misogynists

I meant these not three here! Unfortunately there are more than three...

nauticant · 02/11/2018 10:17

oh but of course you don't have to have sex with anyone you are not comfortable with ...

"... but if you don't do what I ask, then you'll know deep down that you are a horrible person and once this is known in the community, your name will be mud. Still, completely up to you."

I'm not getting many vibes of freedom of choice in this.