That fake period thing - is this the C21 outcome of the Twilight generation?
Lots of wee girls with vampire-related fantasies? Because male vampires always seems to have lots of devoted women followers.
All longing to feed a need by willingly donating some blood.
If were were the purists of that, "Just think how many villages that Metro Ad could have funded ilk":
Just think how many babies would be saved if they donated the blood for that rather than political statements like fake periods.
Just think how many surgeries the NHS cancels for lack of appropriate blood groups on stand-by.
Etc. You catch my drift? :)